Not a Christmas joke but still shit.

New CEO strides into company presentation for launch of new bottled water.

Employee : First bottle?
CEO. Got trouble all ova its ass.
Employee : Ok. Second then?
CEO : You mould this on the size of yo dick or yo nose, motherf**ka?
Employee : You don't...?
CEO : You DAMMMMnnnnn right I don't.
Employee : Finally, the 3rd bottle
CEO : No, I like that one in the picture, over there on the wall.
Employee : The original design? The Classic?
CEO : You Daamnnnn right the classic. C.e.Oh the CEO is a classic dude.
Employee : You want me to launch with the original design? Simon?, Simon? SIMON??!
CEO : Erm, no, no Gavin. do that other one, the cock design.
Employee : I don't know what that means! Honestly Simon, Somedays, I get such mixed signals from you that its hard to know what to say. Its difficult.
CEO : You're right. Go with the one you want Gavin, its not a real business after all, but the last sickening 5 minutes of our role play adventure.
Employee : You ran out of ideas then?
CEO : Yes.
Employee : Bugger.
CEO : Done that. Hurts

I don't even slightly understand this

Is this a riddle?

Think the dialogue is a bit too dependent on the characters, who we don't already know. It also needs to be made clear in the scene that they're talking about a new launch. I like the idea of going through loads of options then relaunching the original as the classic, maybe think of sillier and sillier options, with the characters really contrasting so their roles are clear, until they hit on the idea of doing nothing?