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Spoof names for Spinal-Tap esque type songs please

Hey all.

As part of my new set, Im playing the archetypal spinal tap type bloke with a song he has written and as such need a proposterous name for my song. I have, as my best.

"Wear my Helmet Mess like a Tiara"

I don't want it too complex as its just more to remember when on stage, but if anyone has any suggestions, Id love to hear them. The content doesn't matter as there won't actually be a song played, as such, anyway. So go nuts. Indulge your imagination.

Thanks
Paul

'I'm a plug, you're a socket, let's make electricity'

;)'Smells like Stripiteen'?

'Swallow like its Ben and Jerry'

If I said you had you had a beautiful body would let me take off your knickers and shag you up the arsehole...?

I just called, to say, I hate you, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart.

If paradise was half as nice as the place you take me to, I'd rather sniff glue.

And the winner is. For the name of a song remember, not the first lines of a paragraph, is

still in process.

Paul

"Rock Thong"

Does your dildo lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight...?

"Hole lotta love"

"The Melon Song"

'Slap your bitch a little bit' 'Keep lovin' huggin' that muffin Yo'

"Stairway to Ferrari"

Mariah Carey - All I want for Chrismas is glue.

The Pogues - Fairy tails it to New York.

Moody Blues - Knights I've shat on.

Quote: RedZed333 @ December 24 2011, 1:56 PM GMT

Does your dildo lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight...?

This is the closest to a Spinal Tap esque name so far. Can YOU beat it!?

Unchained Melanie

Dancing Queer

;) I think that one is not American enough for 'prog rock' more like George bloody Formby! well; you know your act-good luck, I'm out.

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