10:30pm INT House
JUNE
Please stop hitting me Terry
WHACK,WHACK,WHACK GOES THE SLIPPER
TERRY
You know what I'm like when I've had a drink June
JUNE
Pease stoping hitting me infront of the children Terry
WHACK,WHACK,WHACK GOES THE SLIPPER
TERRY
For crying out loud woman, there aren't any children, your ovaries don't work
ANOTHER FIGURE ENTERS THE ROOM
SIR DENNIS
(Loudly)
Medford.....Medford!
TERRY AND JUNE
Yes Sir Dennis?
SIR DENNIS
(Loudly)
I want you to get a house maid, preferably a Philipino or such like
JUNE
Why Sir Dennis? Is my house unclean?
SIR DENNIS
(Loudly)
No not at all Mrs Medford, your house is spotless, unlike your face.
No, a friend of mine has a VHS of some oriental type getting rogered by the great white hunter, turned me on no end I can tell you.
TERRY AND JUNE
Really Sir Dennis?
SIE DENNIS
Yes
Terry
But, erm how will I pay for her? I've just bought a Betamax and you pay me peanuts.
SIR DENNIS
(Not so loudly)
I didn't get my knighthood for nothing Reggie, I'll see you get a little extra in your pay packet.
JUNE
Shall I get the yellow pages?
TERRY
Who, who, whoooo the f**k's Reggie?
SIR DENNIS
(Loudly)
Medford!!
END