Even if they had brought a camera and tripod and put it on timer, restaging the moment rather than taking a pic of the fire and another one of them grinning sickeningly still reeks of tackiness. Can you tell how much I resent incredibly attractive people with tons and tons of money being happy? 
Crisis. Riley Major has just scoffed the last mince pie. The piece of baking equipment used in the production of mince pies has lost its non stickiness and is producing heaps of crumbling pastry and fruit. I mentioned that purchasing a new one would be a good idea and was told by Spouse that Mother in law has brought a new one for us, which will not be collected until Boxing Day. Riley is inclined to tell MIL where to stick her new baking equipment as Riley would like mince pies now, not in three days time, and doubtless whatever has been purchased will not have been brought with the requirements of the residents of Riley Towers. I know it sounds ungracious but as per usual its going to end up costing more time and money than if she'd kept her nose out and let Spouse go and buy the new stuff of choice.
How to make all the women of BCG feel like meat.....
1) Post pics of baps all over the place and openly drool.
2) Post "Normal" women and recoil making us put down the cake we were eating while surfing....
Don't any of you guys get we are all 20 stone with facial hair?
But Roo, this is TB, not all males on the forum, who posts pictures of women of all shapes and sizes without reason and without regard to thread. Irritating, but not to be taken personally.
I just assumed that he intended to post it in "Who do you fancy"?
Quote: KLRiley @ December 23 2011, 5:21 PM GMTBut Roo, this is TB, not all males on the forum, who posts pictures of women of all shapes and sizes without reason and without regard to thread. Irritating, but not to be taken personally.
And alas as I have no pictures of the lovely KLRiley I have nothing to post.
But Roo also, and this is meant with kindness. Shit or get off the pot.
You comment and post up piccies of attractive ladies, as well you can't really complain when someone else does it?
It was a joke. They occasionally happen on a comedy forum. How about you not taking things so seriously?
Said with love of course.
Jokes are usually the truth in poor disguise,,,,
I suspect Roo is more annoyed by the posts like the one above, but as for attractive ladies, TB does seem to have taken to posting random pictures of women with big norks. I am not saying this is intrinsically a bad thing (indeed I look forward to the day when Roo succumbs to repeated requests and whips hers out for lads) but a little more finesse and subtlety would be appreciated. Chip should here serve as an exemplar of how to carry of being a an irredeemable perv whilst becoming accepted as a charming old roue.
A little more Leslie Phillips, a little less Danny Dyer, that is all we are asking.
he's not using the bcg as his personal wonder wall is he?
(Insert witty up my bum wisdom here and included a chuckle as I shake my head as the silliness and puff my pipe)
In other news, I smell earth.
Erm, why do you smell earth?
I can smell my Christmas tree, and an olive-oil covered baby.
Quote: Timbo @ December 23 2011, 5:54 PM GMTI suspect Roo is more annoyed by the posts like the one above, but as for attractive ladies, TB does seem to have taken to posting random pictures of women with big norks. I am not saying this is intrinsically a bad thing (indeed I look forward to the day when Roo succumbs to repeated requests and whips hers out for lads) but a little more finesse and subtlety would be appreciated. Chip should here serve as an exemplar of how to carry of being a an irredeemable perv whilst becoming accepted as a charming old roue.
A little more Leslie Phillips, a little less Danny Dyer, that is all we are asking.
I couldn't care less to be honest about the bap-age. It's nothing I don't see when I get out of the shower everyday.
Except mine don't have the tell tale scars.... 
