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Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2011, 8:06 AM GMT

Dear God that smelly bunch of neredo wells got acres of coverage. Until their boring lack of anything to say finally got them turned off.

Thanks for nothing, fellas.

LOS ANGELES (CBS) - The City of Los Angeles reportedly faces millions of dollars in expenses brought about by the Occupy LA movement.

City agencies have been ordered to calculate what was spent on the Occupy LA protests.

Repairs to City Hall's lawn where the Occupy group set up camp on Oct. 1 will require an estimated $400,000. The police action to clear out the encampment on Nov. 30 cost more than $700,000.

Additional expenses are attributed to hauling away debris from the camp, and cleaning up graffiti that defaced City Hall marble walls and trees.

Mayor Villaraigosa says more budget cuts will be necessary to offset the costs.

The London one is just a bit pathetic.

The church seems quite succesful at making both sides behave themselves. For which their reward is a crippling loss of income and occaisonal shitting in the entrance hall.

If ever there was a time we needed a coherent alternative voice it's now. These jokers sicken me.

NB with regards to the Dear Leader looks like China has had plans on the book to take over DPRK if things fall apart. Thing is they really don't want to....

No country in its right mind would want to assume responsibility for 20 million starving, uneducated people.

Well China's been building their factories, roads, business centres, power stations etc for years. The idea of cutting out the middleman and owning a little Communist village building what ever they tell them to might appeal.

nb with the occupy London a chum was asking if medical staff and social services types could volunteer. To help with the homeless people who'd turned up to have somewhere to sleep and get a free dinner.

Oh and complain about capitalism obviously.

Quote: DaButt @ December 19 2011, 7:36 PM GMT

Ahh, Rothschilds and Bilderbergs and the CFR. Sick

From the author's Wikipedia page:

Here's the latest, from another insider. Again, you're not gonna hear this in the mainstream news (skip to 10:00 to hear main info): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLXUSRChUSs

Is mental illness contagious? In case it is, I think I'll decline.

Quote: catskillz @ December 23 2011, 3:49 PM GMT

Here's the latest, from another insider. Again, you're not gonna hear this in the mainstream news (skip to 5:50): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLXUSRChUSs

F**king hell catskillz, I can't believe you can listen to that shit, never mind believe it.

Guess what? The origin of that story was actually mentioned by mainstream media, by FOX's Glenn Beck, of all people, back in 2009 (scroll down page for 3 seconds to find clip): http://divinecosmos.com/start-here/davids-blog/995-lawsuit-end-tyranny

Quote: catskillz @ December 23 2011, 10:49 PM GMT

Guess what? The origin of that story was actually mentioned by mainstream media, by FOX's Glenn Beck, of all people, back in 2009 (scroll down page for 3 seconds to find clip): http://divinecosmos.com/start-here/davids-blog/995-lawsuit-end-tyranny

Glenn Beck's a ranting right-wing nutsack. He's not really who you want to be citing to add credibility to a story.

I find it kind of sad that there are people in the UK who buy into all this nonsense. Are there any UK-centric conspiracy theories/theorists? I come here to be exposed to new and unusual stuff that I can't find in the U.S. :)

Person, not people. ;)

Your ratio of idiots-to-normals must be better than ours. ;)

Merry Christmas to you and the rest of your countrymen. I'd give you all a non-creepy hug if I could.

Lol. Merry Christmas Eve to one and all!!

*awkward group hug*

Quote: zooo @ December 24 2011, 2:45 AM GMT

*awkward group hug*

I sneakily pulled my upper and lower halves back a few centimeters so that there was no uncomfortable contact.

Good move!

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