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Fast and Furious was a policy decision of the ATF. Though I guess Dubya knew what everyone of his agencies was doing at anytime?

Guantanomo is such a legal blackhole it'll never be resolved. He didn't create it, he did stop it expanding, executing people or torturing them. Hang on you're seriously blaming Obama for Dubya's mess?

Worsening relations with Russia? The Russians liked Dubya simply because he left them tuck their fairly horrendous crimes against humanity under the stained flag of "war on terror" big flag lots of nasty bastards hid under it.

As for the economy Obama inherited a horrific mess from Dubya. Spending went through the roof whilst the highest payers were increasingly let off reasonable payments. And now a republican congress stimy the 2 most essential elements of saving the economy. SLashing bloated defence spending and bringing the rich back into the tax club.

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2011, 12:07 AM GMT

Of course the real issue seems to be Dubya had an attrocious history by any standard.

Like Iraq? (Carried on for years under Obama.)

Like Afghanistan? Expanded by Obama.

Like Guantanamo? (Still going strong despite Obama's promise to shut it down.)

Like being bought and paid for by Wall Street? (So is Obama.)

Like spending recklessly? (Obama has trumped him and continues to do so.)

Like surrounding himself with crooked politicians? (Check out Obama's roster of friends.)

Like being clumsy with words? (57 states, anyone?)

Oh and was a bit slow separating himself from a dodgy preacher (whose views weren't that bizarre)

A sermon that proclaims "God damn America" is not exactly mainstream and is certainly not the kind of preacher an American president should be following.

God damn America? Oh I dunno not such a controversial opinion.

Oh and by attrocious history I meant; being a draft dodging, coke snorting, piss head who failed every business he was asked. Before becoming a religious fundamentalist hypocrite who couldn't tell the diference between church and a state.

The mess he made of your country came later.

I was opining surprise that he even got there in the first place. In most of the rest of the world he might have made it to finger painting academy.

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2011, 12:18 AM GMT

Fast and Furious was a policy decision of the ATF. Though I guess Dubya knew what everyone of his agencies was doing at anytime?

As a famous Democratic president once said, "The buck stops here."

Guantanomo is such a legal blackhole it'll never be resolved. He didn't create it, he did stop it expanding, executing people or torturing them.

People were executed at Guantanamo? Give me a break.

Obama promised the American people that he'd close Gitmo within a year. Almost 3 years later it's still humming along. It was all a lie.

Worsening relations with Russia?

Obama famously proclaimed that he was going to "reset" relations with Russia by playing the nice guy card. As he has learned, that kind of approach is seen as a sign of weakness by our enemies.

And now a republican congress stimy the 2 most essential elements of saving the economy. SLashing bloated defence spending and bringing the rich back into the tax club.

I think you'll find that Democrats also oppose big cuts in defence spending. While you're at it, take a look at how much we spend on social programs vs. defence. They dwarf defence spending.

Quote: sootyj @ December 21 2011, 12:26 AM GMT

God damn America? Oh I dunno not such a controversial opinion.

Now you're just acting like an idiot.

I used to have an American brother in law and one thing I learned was never to argue American politics with a switched on American, because they are light years ahead of us when it comes to knowledge of their politics compared to our knowledge of ours !

Quote: chipolata @ December 20 2011, 4:43 PM GMT

Are you thinking of Charles Durning? Although he's also got a touch of the Ned Beattys - late period Ned, not the younger one that squealed like a pig.

They do both have similar physical qualities but I'm looking for the name of the actual actor in the video.

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 21 2011, 12:58 AM GMT

I used to have an American brother in law and one thing I learned was never to argue American politics with a switched on American, because they are light years ahead of us when it comes to knowledge of their politics compared to our knowledge of ours !

Laughing out loud I love DaButt, he enriches this forum no end, but he's a rabidly partisan Republican pitbull with a Stalinesque ability to rewrite reality to suit his own agenda.

Quote: David Bussell @ December 21 2011, 8:26 AM GMT

They do both have similar physical qualities but I'm looking for the name of the actual actor in the video.

Didn't you do this before with someone or something? Get bugged by not knowing their name and start putting appeals here and on FB to find out? Who was that one again?

Quote: Oldrocker @ December 21 2011, 12:58 AM GMT

I used to have an American brother in law and one thing I learned was never to argue American politics with a switched on American, because they are light years ahead of us when it comes to knowledge of their politics compared to our knowledge of ours !

In fairness their politics is much more interesting than ours because it is conducted largely by fruitloops and transparent sleazeballs.

We just have indistinguishable clothes mannikins spouting programmed soundbites.

Quote: Timbo @ December 21 2011, 9:34 AM GMT

In fairness their politics is much more interesting than ours because it is conducted largely by fruitloops and transparent sleazeballs.

We just have indistinguishable clothes mannikins spouting programmed soundbites.

Fair point well made Bar Bera.

Quote: chipolata @ December 21 2011, 9:12 AM GMT

Didn't you do this before with someone or something? Get bugged by not knowing their name and start putting appeals here and on FB to find out? Who was that one again?

I don't know that I've ever made an appeal like this before. Perhaps I should make an appeal to find out?

Quote: chipolata @ December 21 2011, 9:12 AM GMT

Laughing out loud I love DaButt, he enriches this forum no end, but he's a rabidly partisan Republican pitbull with a Stalinesque ability to rewrite reality to suit his own agenda.

I am far from a rabid Republican. I am a registered Republican because I wouldn't be able to vote in the primary elections if I were registered as an independent, as I'd like to be. I disagree with the GOP almost as much as I disagree with the Democrats. I detest partisan politics with every fiber of my being and my posts in this thread have much less to do with praising George W. Bush than they do with pointing out the rabid fanaticism of Sooty's posts. He portrays Obama as nearly perfect while painting Bush as a mentally ill, warmongering imbecile. His portrayal of both men is far from the mark and screams "partisan politics" and is a real example of "rewrit(ing) reality to suit his own agenda."

I'm all about truth, so when I remind people that Bill Clinton bombed Iraq hundreds of times before George Bush did, it's not partisan politics -- it's the truth. Clinton bombed Afghanistan years before 9/11 and he also bombed Sudan. America's policy of extraordinary rendition was put in place by Bill Clinton -- that's right, Clinton snatched foreigners, too. President Obama has killed American citizens in Yemen with drone strikes. He's attacked Somalia and even attacked Libya under his own little war to dethrone a dictator. All of this is undeniably true, but some people insist on vilifying George W. Bush while letting Clinton and Obama off the hook. Nothing but rabidly partisan politics again.

I support the actions of Clinton, Bush and Obama that were undertaken to protect the people they serve. How does that make me "a rabidly partisan Republican"?

Quote: DaButt @ December 21 2011, 2:22 PM GMT

Bill Clinton bombed Iraq hundreds of times before George Bush did.
Clinton bombed Afghanistan years before 9/11 and he also bombed Sudan.
Clinton snatched foreigners, too.

Was he sort of like Nick Fury or Captain America?

Quote: DaButt @ December 21 2011, 2:22 PM GMT

rabid fanaticism of Sooty's posts.

Haven't been called one of those in a long time!

Quote: DaButt @ December 21 2011, 2:22 PM GMT

He portrays Obama as nearly perfect while painting Bush as a mentally ill, warmongering imbecile.

Wrong on first. Too me Obama is a right wing nut job who'd struggle to be accepted by Veritas and an appalling weakling in how he sells out the poor, hungry and ill of your country. To the really scary even more right wing nut jobs.

Bush well sorry he is. Alcoholism, other influenced thinking(even when the voices you are hearing are aparently God's) are all genuine examples of mental illness. But then you'd forgive if he threw faeces at the pope and attempted to hump the queen.

And as for being an imbecile. His record for cleverness ain't great.

Oh and his wife accused of him publicly of sexually assaulting farm yard animals.

DaButt the scary thing is you seem a genuinely nice, intelligent guy. Kind, generous a good father and responsible.

That you support a sleazy criminal lunatic whose own wife accuses him of being a bestial sodomite.

That scares me..alot.

Because when the nice guys support the nasty then all hope is gone. And if you're part of a trend I forsee the USA turning into the DPRK before the end of 2012.

Quote: Chappers @ December 21 2011, 5:51 PM GMT

Was he sort of like Nick Fury or Captain America?

No but Green Lantern bombed....AT THE BOX OFFICE!!!!

Obama's failure is that he's not a big enough lefty. George Bush is mentally ill because he quit drinking 15 years before he became president, he's a sex criminal because his wife told a joke about him milking a male horse at a comedy dinner and he's stupid because his SAT score puts him in the 95 percentile of the population while Obama refuses to release his score. Great reasoning, dude.

Quote: DaButt @ December 21 2011, 8:07 PM GMT

Obama's failure is that he's not a big enough lefty. George Bush is mentally ill because he quit drinking 15 years before he became president, he's a sex criminal because his wife told a joke about him milking a male horse at a comedy dinner and he's stupid because his SAT score puts him in the 95 percentile of the population while Obama refuses to release his score. Great reasoning, dude.

What's a SAT score?

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