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Rate Your Attractiveness: 1-10 Page 6

Quote: EllieJP @ December 20 2011, 11:57 AM GMT

I'm about a 6 I think. I think I have a face that men want to cum on... cause it's massive... which makes men think they're actually attracted to me... which they're not once they get past the moon-face.

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Ellie is extra rude today!

I've never understood the attraction of cumming on a girls face. Yes, it's something to do. But for it to appear in nearly every porn film ever is a bit odd. I'd rather not see another man's love juice, thank you.

Quote: Leevil @ December 20 2011, 12:13 PM GMT

I've never understood the attraction of cumming on a girls face. Yes, it's something to do. But for it to appear in nearly every porn film ever is a bit odd. I'd rather not see another man's love juice, thank you.

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Quote: Leevil @ December 20 2011, 12:13 PM GMT

it's something to do.

Like reading a book, or drinking tea

Lee you are a funny chap!

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Quote: EllieJP @ December 20 2011, 11:57 AM GMT

I'm about a 6 I think. I think I have a face that men want to cum on... cause it's massive... which makes men think they're actually attracted to me... which they're not once they get past the moon-face.

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I am on the work PC and cannot see the image Gerry has posted. In the context I shudder to think.

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Quote: Timbo @ December 20 2011, 12:43 PM GMT

I am on the work PC and cannot see the image Gerry has posted. In the context I shudder to think.

It's very accurate.

You shall now and forever be known as Moon-face.

As of five days ago Ellie is definitely more than a 6. The boots alone merited their own score

I'd imagine most of the BCG men have thought of giving Ellie 1, but she's definitely more than a 6.

Quote: Leevil @ December 20 2011, 12:50 PM GMT

You shall now and forever be known as Moon-face.

There's a picture on FB of Ellie with a box on her head that is most hilarious (imo).

Great, now I sound like a stalker.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 20 2011, 1:04 PM GMT

Great, now I sound like a stalker.

Yes you do Stalker Dan.

Quote: Leevil @ December 20 2011, 12:50 PM GMT

You shall now and forever be known as Moon-face.

Tis my nickname already - you'll all just be joining in.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 20 2011, 1:04 PM GMT

There's a picture on FB of Ellie with a box on her head that is most hilarious (imo).

This one of me at my old job?

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Quote: Nil Putters @ December 20 2011, 1:04 PM GMT

Great, now I sound like a stalker.

I like it!

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