Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 19 2011, 6:29 PM GMTSnigger.
I lost my virginity. Found it a week later along with my keys.
So, do you know the Krankies well then?
Rate Your Attractiveness: 1-10 Page 4
I'm going with 10.
I don't have to look at my fat, sweating, bulbuos, shit spouting head all day so to me I look like this:
So yeh I'm totally a 10.
[quote name="Vader" post="831248" date="December 19 2011, 4:47 PM GMT"]Well... I'm not saying you are, but there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, or gay, or bi-curious. And apparently Sidney Poitier lost his virginity to a chicken
Does it count with a chicken?
Anyway, the way I heard it, it was just because Sid's a little deaf: his mum said 'Sidney, would you pluck that chicken for me'.
I forgot to say, I'm not sure it does either.
Quote: Vader @ December 19 2011, 8:08 PM GMTI forgot to say, I'm not sure it does either.
LOL. I'm sure it counted for the chicken!
Haha, you're probably right.
I could probably be a male model
If I wasn't such an ugly, disgusting twat
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 19 2011, 6:29 PM GMTSnigger.
I lost my virginity. Found it a week later along with my keys.
I know my post just made you fall deeper in love wih me. Even Tim struggles to resist.
Quote: lofthouse @ December 19 2011, 8:17 PM GMTI could probably be a male model
If I wasn't such an ugly, disgusting twat
Don't give me that, LH: you're luvverly!
Quote: Vader @ December 19 2011, 8:36 PM GMTI know my post just made you fall deeper in love wih me. Even Tim struggles to resist.
You're right. I sooo would if only I didn't have this damn appointment to have my vag sewn shut with a rusty needle. 
There are other doctors than Walker...
Quote: Timbo @ December 19 2011, 9:28 PM GMTThere are other doctors than Walker...
I'm not sure he is a real doctor. He had me in the stirrups the other day for a vaginal exam.
I went to him with a cough.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 19 2011, 9:31 PM GMTI'm not sure he is a real doctor. He had me in the stirrups the other day for a vaginal exam.
I went to him with a cough.
Well he's thorough, at least.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 19 2011, 9:26 PM GMTYou're right. I sooo would if only I didn't have this damn appointment to have my vag sewn shut with a rusty needle.
Hmmm, I wasn't sure what that smiley was, but now I've quoted you I see it says smarm. I'm sure guys must enjoy your company even if they don't fancy you, though tha'snot to say they don't. Assuming the smarm thing isn't a regular occurrence of course.