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Quote: Vader @ December 17 2011, 11:49 AM GMT

So that's what you look like, I might have known.

The norks are better.

On Santa....

Now tonight I'm finally going out :P. Also had a sad moment in the hair dressers while writing some material I noticed I'm on the last page of my current stand up material note book. All I shall say is it was a handy sized book which I liked and it served me well :(

What do kidney stones look like? Anything like marbles? I just shat out something very non-standard.

If you are crapping marbles, you are magic.

Plus a kidney stone would come out of your winky.

Just watched fox devouring my birthday dinner from last night. T-bone steak of which I had 2 tasteless mouthfuls before having to go to bed. If I don't return here, you'll know the Black Death is alive in Scotland.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 17 2011, 6:27 PM GMT

What do kidney stones look like? Anything like marbles? I just shat out something very non-standard.

You didn't learn much human biology at school, did you Kev? Errr

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 17 2011, 6:31 PM GMT

Plus a kidney stone would come out of your winky.

Roo knows her kidney stones from her gallstones.

Though if a kidney stone reaches your bladder it usually dissolves and doesn't cause that kind of painful problem.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 17 2011, 7:33 PM GMT

Roo knows her kidney stones from her gallstones.

That's because you showed me on the doll how it works. Along with other things....
:O

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 17 2011, 7:40 PM GMT

That's because you showed me on the doll how it works. Along with other things....
:O

Can I just say at this juncture how good it is to have the lovely Roo back on the BCG?

Hug

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 17 2011, 7:47 PM GMT

Can I just say at this juncture how good it is to have the lovely Roo back on the BCG?

Hug

You can but you are not off the hook. The cream doesn't work. Pleased

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 17 2011, 4:49 PM GMT

The norks are better.

On Santa....

Surely not, I don't tend to associate him with moobs.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 17 2011, 7:56 PM GMT

You can but you are not off the hook. The cream doesn't work. Pleased

Well you're not supposed to eat it.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 17 2011, 8:25 PM GMT

Well you're not supposed to eat it.

You never said that. You just said it would deal with the ORAL herpes so I just assumed.

Can see four of Jupiter's moons through telescope. Amazing

I can see Uranus through my telescope (sorry, but it had to be done).

Quote: AJGO @ December 18 2011, 5:10 PM GMT

Can see four of Jupiter's moons through telescope. Amazing

Woww!

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