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I went out today and this is what I saw.

You see lots of interesting things when you're out. It might be a odd building, poster or interestingly dressed person.

I saw loads of people in tinsel, Christmas tshirts (summer here) and santa hats tonight.

Earlier in the week I also saw someone in a full Cookie Monster suit.

I went out to buy fags earlier and saw a pigeon. One of those grey ones.

I saw a massive rainbow earlier. Jolly colourful it was.

I haven't been out, too cold.

I saw a Frankie Cocozza lookalike in Tesco - I still wanted to give him a slap for having such a stupid haircut

I went out today and saw The Unthanks. Not really my sort of music, but its not often you see a band do clog dancing.

:( Went out and when having a cig, saw two guys pissing up the trellis! toilets inside-cold outside, why? methinks men like getting their knobs out at Any excuse

1 3 guys trying to get on a bus for free because I quote
"Let us on bruv, this ain't our area, it's your fault if we get stabbed up."

2 2 guys discussing doing prison on a tube. Aparently if you're good you get your own telly for a whole week (with digital channels but not the good ones) but if you're naughty you get no telly and have to read books (which is even worse)

3 An unbelievably huge squirrel.

:D This!

I Saw a man dressed up as a chicken.

Was it a feathery chicken or a pink plucked one?

Quote: sootyj @ December 18 2011, 11:10 AM GMT

1 3 guys trying to get on a bus for free because I quote
"Let us on bruv, this ain't our area, it's your fault if we get stabbed up."

2 2 guys discussing doing prison on a tube. Aparently if you're good you get your own telly for a whole week (with digital channels but not the good ones) but if you're naughty you get no telly and have to read books (which is even worse)

3 An unbelievably huge squirrel.

Are you sure it wasn't Dom Joly?

Sounds like quite a good day by the way.

Quote: Nogget @ December 18 2011, 12:00 AM GMT

I went out today and saw The Unthanks. Not really my sort of music, but its not often you see a band do clog dancing.

The Unthanks are totes gorge.

Snow on far flung hilltops.

The headlights and rear lights of cars in the distance at dusk.

Quote: Vader @ December 18 2011, 2:14 PM GMT

Are you sure it wasn't Dom Joly?

Sounds like quite a good day by the way.

No it was a deffo squirrel, it was just kinda fat and virile looking.

A sort of Tony Soprano squirrel, that had been pinching other squirrels nuts or something.

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