I have no respect for booze, it's never shown me any, tripping me up and making feel sick 
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I drink a bit...then a bit more....and if theres time a cheeky one.
I sometimes wear glasses, but think cats are evil incarnate. And I'm completely grumpy and Socially inept.
So on average thats qute near to the mark
You're nearly there!
The cat can be something you build up to.
Maybe start with a stuffed one.
I think Father Jack is pretty close to how I basically live my life.
Quote: zooo @ January 13, 2008, 12:56 PMYou have to drink a bit to be a proper writer.
Thems the rules.You have to sometimes wear glasses too. And have a cat. And be a bit grumpy and somewhat socially inept.
I've got a couple of those things going on, and I'm working hard on the rest.
Well I don't drink. But otherwise I fit thems criteria. Although, I pretty much always wear glasses, not sometimes. Does that count?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 13, 2008, 1:00 PMI have everything - but now I've given up drinking I'm never going to be a writer! Damn it!
I don't think it's the lack of drink that's going to stop you becoming a writer, Ellie! 
Quote: David Chapman @ December 30, 2007, 1:10 AMOh how I envy all you piss artists. I'm not drunk and I haven't been for months. In fact I think I've only had 6 pints in the last week. Damn!
That's six more than I've had you old soak! 
Quote: Aaron @ January 13, 2008, 4:03 PMWell I don't drink. But otherwise I fit thems criteria. Although, I pretty much always wear glasses, not sometimes. Does that count?
Yep!
What activities do you take them of to do?
Quote: Aaron @ January 13, 2008, 4:03 PMI don't think it's the lack of drink that's going to stop you becoming a writer, Ellie!
Haha, good point! 
Quote: zooo @ January 13, 2008, 4:12 PMYep!
What activities do you take them of to do?
Sleep, shower, and uhhh... We'll leave it there.
Good call.
Quote: Paul W @ January 13, 2008, 12:58 PMDamn, I need glasses.
I thought you drank straight from the bottle.
Quote: ajp29 @ January 13, 2008, 1:04 AM
I don't drink regularly, I wait at least five minutes between each pint
That's regularly isn't it?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 13, 2008, 12:12 AMRight - I have not drunk alcohol for 12 days now. I've even been to the pub twice and avoided it! I am so good!
p.s gave alcohol up for January and I normally drink EVERY night!
That's probably because of your medication so don't try and be Miss Goody 2 shoes.
Quote: Aaron @ January 13, 2008, 4:17 PMSleep, shower, and uhhh... We'll leave it there.
You missed off wanking....oh.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 13, 2008, 4:27 PMThat's probably because of your medication so don't try and be Miss Goody 2 shoes.
Actually, I'm so damn hard core I'm not on pain killers! 
I am. But thats just to take the edge of life off.
I have not been pissed for ages now. I am desperate too but my sons have hid their booze. Ungrateful little bastards. I am going to hide the milk tea & coffee. That will teach the selfish gits! That will learn them.