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Things that piss you off Page 785

F**king party hats.

Nothing is pissing me off at the moment. It's all good.

Haha, that's excellent, good to hear.

4 On Demand pissed me off yesterday, it let me watch the adverts at the start of Black Mirror multiple times, but not the programme. So I went to the library to watch it and it wouldn't evn let me watch the adverts (not that I wanted to see the again).

I guess I'll have to watch the repeat on Sunday.

Quote: AJGO @ December 14 2011, 3:05 PM GMT

Good old implant. How long ago did you switch?

Eep. Good question. Marchish I think. To be honest, I've had a bug for the last few days too, so I'm a bit rubishy and tired. Might be that.

Quote: Vader @ December 14 2011, 3:17 PM GMT

I guess I'll have to watch the repeat on Sunday.

Virgin on Demand and TiVo are my life savers. How I love them dearly.

Yeah, that would have been handy! You care too much, that's your trouble.

Okay, then in that case I need an action plan on how to become more jaded (assuming of course I don't become hugely sucessful and the industry does it for me automatically).

Quote: chipolata @ December 14 2011, 2:49 PM GMT

All my years of Obsessive Ellie Watching...

Oh please don't stop.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 14 2011, 3:25 PM GMT

Okay, then in that case I need an action plan on how to become more jaded (assuming of course I don't become hugely sucessful and the industry does it for me automatically).

Hmmm, well remember that it's your opinion that counts, at the end of the day, and the opinions of other people, until such time as you become friends with them, are completely irrelevent. But even then, they never supercede your own, and can stil be discounted if you disagree with them.

But it'll take time, so best just become a successful comedian!

Quote: EllieJP @ December 14 2011, 1:27 PM GMT

The issue is - I'm working for my dream company... So it's rather annoying and upsetting.

You're another one, you should never give other people the power to make you feel bad about your self.

Screw everyone! I alone am best!

(Am I there yet?)

Hey Nat how do you win a George Best impersonators competition?

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 14 2011, 3:44 PM GMT

Screw everyone! I alone am best!

(Am I there yet?)

I'd have just mastered the accent and stuck on a fake beard. But you know, you've got my vote!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 14 2011, 3:44 PM GMT

Screw everyone! I alone am best!

(Am I there yet?)

It's a good start! (Though clearly I am best).

Bastards at cash machines who take f**king ages Angry

"Im not going to be the person im expected to be anymore.."

french tw*t

A Christmas add for a very well known clothing company. Based on the Tweleve Days of Christmas song. A well done add but they've played it to much. At least I only have to put up with it for another week.

Quote: lofthouse @ December 17 2011, 12:41 PM GMT

"Im not going to be the person im expected to be anymore.."

french tw*t

Yes, he needs a good slap.

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