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Don't forget to try to be first on the scene if anything breaks, then you might be able to get discount on salvageable goods- keep extra close to cardboard packs of beer bottles

Haha good tip AJO. I will try to remember that :)

Ooh, even though I don't like wine, if you drop a bottle of red the shop smells yummmmmmmmmm. (For hours.)

I broke wine four times. But not on purpose.

I'll try and drop some mulled wine. That's a nice smell too and festive.

Leevil: always thinking.

It's even better if you have friends who work at said store who will put the salvageable stuff to one side till you get there :P I do love the fact a lot of my friends work at Tesco and Iceland.

Now for a status update from me. I have after playing skyrim all day I keep getting confused why everything is dark then remembering I'm not my character thus don't have night vision........

After a long gaming session I too feel like I'm still in that virtual world. It's the weirdest feeling.

I once had a really bad moment on a night out. I was dancing on stage like a drunken fool as per usual when I saw one of sims green diamonds things go past me floating above a girl. In my very drunken state I suddenly thought that my life was a lie an that I was in truth just in a video game.......then I noticed the diamond was stuck to a wire coming from the girls head band as she had just gone out dressed as a sim. That there should not only give you a pretty good look into how my mind works but also an idea of how much I drink on a night out :P

You should have followed her to the toilet to see if she had blurry bits.

Quote: Leevil @ December 15 2011, 5:08 PM GMT

Leevil pretty much did his first shift at his new job today.

Missed this. Well done. :)

I would have but as it seemed a load of people had done video game themed fancy dress for the night I quickly got distracted by someone dressed up as Mario being given a piggy back by someone dressed up as Yoshi. That was one rather fun night I must admit

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 16 2011, 5:46 PM GMT

Missed this. Well done. :)

Thanks Nilbo. Beats the irregular income that I've been relying on for a while.

Quote: James Hunter @ December 16 2011, 5:47 PM GMT

I would have but I quickly got distracted by someone dressed up a Mario being given a piggy back by someone dressed up as Yoshi. That was one rather fun night I must admit

Are you sure you didn't just fall asleep with Mario looping on demo mode?

Quote: Leevil @ December 16 2011, 4:46 PM GMT

:)

Leevil found his true calling. Refusing to sell fags and booze to underage chavs. Cool

You'll be dead by Christmas. Beaten to death by angry pre-pubescent chavs desperate for fags and booze.

Ellie is wearing red boots and plans to drink wine tonight. Not too much, just enough.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 16 2011, 6:10 PM GMT

Ellie is wearing red boots

How high? Eh?

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