Just did an experiment to see how many golf balls I could fit up my arse.
None, it turns out. Golf balls are f**king huge.
Good job really, as I only own one golf ball.
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James is confused as to why people are referring to themselves in third person but will any way as it feels like his life finally has a narrator 
James is happy as his Haynes Manual Tie-Fighter t-shirt finally came from Play so he is now obviously cool
Quote: James Hunter @ December 16 2011, 12:51 PM GMTJames is confused as to why people are referring to themselves in third person but will any way as it feels like his life finally has a narrator
Free feel to join in as you wish James. Riley self refers in the third person partly owing to years of being an academic and having to write that way and partly because Riley is extremely pretentious. 
Quote: KLRiley @ December 16 2011, 12:58 PM GMTFree feel to join in as you wish James. Riley self refers in the third person partly owing to years of being an academic and having to write that way and partly because Riley is extremely pretentious.
James will join in though for some reason whenever he reads or types in 3rd person he keeps hearing it in Morgan Freeman's voice. Is it funny yes..yes it is
Quote: James Hunter @ December 16 2011, 1:01 PM GMTJames will join in though for some reason whenever he reads or types in 3rd person he keeps hearing it in Morgan Freeman's voice. Is it funny yes..yes it is
Let me assure you I sound nothing like Morgan Freeman. Although at present I'm doing a passable Brian Blessed. So the rest of the residents at Riley Towers inform me. My sinuses are blocked so I can't hear anything so I'M SHOUTING.
Quote: KLRiley @ December 16 2011, 1:04 PM GMTLet me assure you I sound nothing like Morgan Freeman. Although at present I'm doing a passable Brian Blessed. So the rest of the residents at Riley Towers inform me. My sinuses are blocked so I can't hear anything so I'M SHOUTING.
James also sounds nothing like Morgan Freeman as he is welsh which he thinks is enough of a description why he does not sound like Morgan Freeman . And James thinks that is rather funny though now thanks to how funny it sounds having Morgan Freeman saying these he can't stop typing in the 3rd person
Rob only refers to himself in the third person on this thread. It normally annoys Rob, but here he finds it amusing. Rob sounds like Jilly Goolden (sp?) when he types here.
Just found some marbles. Might work.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 16 2011, 1:23 PM GMTJust found some marbles. Might work.
How big are we talking 
Quote: KLRiley @ December 16 2011, 12:58 PM GMTFree feel to join in as you wish James. Riley self refers in the third person partly owing to years of being an academic and having to write that way and partly because Riley is extremely pretentious.
"Free feel"...I say!
Quote: rwayne @ December 16 2011, 1:59 PM GMT"Free feel"...I say!
It's Christmas.
I'd never realised you were gay.
Not at all, Miss.
*wonders who Putters is talking to* 
Quote: KLRiley @ December 16 2011, 11:53 AM GMTWell done on the job Leevil.
Leevil found his true calling. Refusing to sell fags and booze to underage chavs. 