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The Paintball Episode

I was watching an episode of Six Feet Under last night (of all shows!) that included a game of paintball. It made me think of all the other programmes I've seen, comedy and drama, that feature the paintball trope. Off the top of my head...

Malcolm in the Middle
The Big Bang Theory
Spaced
Community
The Wire
And of course, Byker Grove ("Duncan, ma piggin' eye, man!").

What am I missing? Did Friends ever have a Paintball episode?

You don't escape it on radio either. This week's repeat of Safety catch, which is billed as a comedy, it was the tunr of the arm's dealers to go paintballing. Laugh? I turned it off after eight minutes.

I'm not sure which show it was, but last week I saw some hilarious sketch of a paintball game, the actors were all falling over themselves, getting really into it, red paint everywhere. Oh yeah, it was Syria on News 24.

There's a horror film about Paintball.

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I've not seen it, though.

I know I've seen a film where someone brings live ammo to a paintball game but I'll be buggered over a barrel if I can think what it is.

Quote: David Bussell @ December 15 2011, 11:21 AM GMT

I know I've seen a film where someone brings live ammo to a paintball game but I'll be buggered over a barrel if I can think what it is.

I think Danny Dyer horror film Severance (which actually isn't too bad) features a Paintball element. Although I can't remember it.

I worked out what it was: Tigerland, with Colon Farrell.

Now if you don't mind, I have a date with a barrel...

Quote: David Bussell @ December 15 2011, 11:30 AM GMT

I worked out what it was: Tigerland, with Colon Farrell.

Not a little bad film, back from when Farrel had a bright future.

Quote: chipolata @ December 15 2011, 11:32 AM GMT

Not a little bad film, back from when Farrel had a bright future.

And when it looked like Joel Schumacher might be on the mend.

Quote: David Bussell @ December 15 2011, 10:37 AM GMT

And of course, Byker Grove ("Duncan, ma piggin' eye, man!").

The king of all paintball episodes.

*awaits paintball edited movie sketch from Bussell*

Course, The Fast Show's "off-roaders" enjoyed their paintball too...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y46wlnjkCjQ

And it turns out there was a whole US comedy movie devoted to the subject of paintballing. I've only got the Wikipedia description of it to go on, but it sounds like the usual f**king awful formulaic tripe. :)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackballed:_The_Bobby_Dukes_Story

(Blackballed should not be confused with Blackball the UK comedy movie devoted to the subject of crown green bowling - which was without question f**king awful.)

Those wacky Dirty Sanchez boys did paintballing

Mainly at each others penises

Which is nice...

Drop the Dead Donkey had a good paintballing episode.

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