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Quote: Gavin @ December 14 2011, 5:26 PM GMT

Ahh I with you! Facebook is good to plug your wares though. F**king "Social networking" And other such buzz word shite.

You have 2 accounts!!

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 14 2011, 4:25 PM GMT

You should stop washing them, immediately. It's the only logical solution.

Haha, it's too late now though I expect.

Riley has a sore throat which is developing into a cold. Spouse thinks that Riley could be getting voice over work at present because Riley's sounds as though some gargling with broken glass has taken place. Spouse thinks it's very sexy. However, Spouse has chosen to go to an awards dinner tonight without Riley. Riley therefore is feeling not just unwell but rejected. Teary
Riley will cure the sore throat by starting on the bottle of Glenfddich that spouse thinks is hidden. ;)

I doubt if Riley will be getting nuptials from Mrs Riley tonight due to various substances oozing from his nose and large amounts of whisky fumes from his breath. If you want to top it just don't shave and eat a ton of garlic Console

I am definitely suffering from Black Death (inspects oxters/armpits for buboes)

What's an oxter?

Does Mr Keewik know you are still up & messing with the computer?

:D Laughing out loud ;)

Billwiil has discovered that his lean mean grilling machine makes excellent toasted sandwiches,

Mmmmmm, Toasted cheese and Rocket-Pesto Sandwich... Yummy.

"OR reaches for Immodium"

Having a beer at the Phoenix airport: halfway home. Already missing my adorable grandson who was named after this city.

Everyone needs to know what I am doing. How else can I be stalked legally?

If this thread went tomorrow, I don't care as I still started a thread that lasted three years however annoying or pointless it was.

Quote: EllieJP @ December 14 2011, 5:54 PM GMT

You have 2 accounts!!

Well I actually have.

1 for normos in real life
1 for Online Me Wave
1 for Work Me :|
And then the FB pages

Not to mention the Twitter accounts and G+. They are a pain in the arse, but gotta keep up the profile darling :D

When I bought a new phone this year, the sales assistant gave me a funny look when I said I didn't want a plan that included specific Facebook usage.
I do have an account but only ever use it when friends go overseas, making them uncontactable. In general I don't want to know what you are up to every second of the day. I don't care what cafe/club you are currently in. If I want to know what my friends have been doing, I'll call/text them. Sometimes we I even make plans to go see them in real life.

Quote: roscoff @ December 14 2011, 10:34 PM GMT

I doubt if Riley will be getting nuptials from Mrs Riley tonight due to various substances oozing from his nose and large amounts of whisky fumes from his breath. If you want to top it just don't shave and eat a ton of garlic Console

Cheers Roscoff. Actually Spouse very kindly woke Riley up at 1.30 this morning completely undeterred by snot, whisky and wheezing. Riley wasn't as thrilled as Spouse expected so Riley has been packed off to the GPs to be medicated. Teary

Chip's nipping out to buy some Christmas cards for his family. He could easily give them some generic pap from a Poundland multi-pack but out of the kindness of his heart he's going to brave the crowds and pick some cards.

Sainsburys have some buy one get one free 2.50 packs that are quite nice

:O AJGO leave the bugger if he's going to get individual cards! very impressed.

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