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Quote: dellas @ December 13 2011, 10:39 AM GMT

:O Crickey what an experience, do killers really seem 'normal' this really worries me.

Normal...apart from the long, black, cloak.

:( Stop as I'm easily spooked.

Quote: dellas @ December 13 2011, 12:19 PM GMT

:( Stop as I'm easily spooked.

That's just the result of a creative mind.

Evening.

Well a report about me is I am rather happy as I have finally got past my mental block and wrote a bit of material that made me laugh so hard I frightened my dog :P

Stop teasing then...

Quote: bigfella @ December 13 2011, 9:14 PM GMT

Evening.

Evening Big Man. Hows it going?

Quote: Tuumble @ December 13 2011, 10:15 AM GMT

It would appear that I have met a convicted murderer (though he wasn't at the time)

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/12/man-pleads-guilty-to-murdering.html

This guy presented at our company conference a couple of years ago. The video of his presentation is still in the member area of our website. My colleague had a meal with him and the victim just days before it all happened.

It never ceases to amaze me how a decision made in a split second can utterly change the direction of someone's life. It may have built up to that point over several months but he still had a choice until the final terrible moment.

How horrible, maybe he'll meet some sodomites.

Isn't sodomite Batmite's pal whose good with colours?

Chip's stomach's grumbling. He's hungry.

Maybe it's time for a late lunch or afternoon tea then.

I threw caution to the wind and chased a naughty cat under the bed. Now my stupid weak-person dust allergies have kicked in hardcore style, making breathing unpleasant. Stupid naugty cat.

(I should probably clean the apartment).

Quote: Tuumble @ December 13 2011, 10:15 AM GMT

It would appear that I have met a convicted murderer (though he wasn't at the time)

http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/12/man-pleads-guilty-to-murdering.html

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 14 2011, 3:38 PM GMT

I threw caution to the wind and chased a naughty cat under the bed. Now my stupid weak-person dust allergies have kicked in hardcore style, making breathing unpleasant. Stupid naugty cat.

(I should probably clean the apartment).

Isn't it time to get rid of this thread?

If status report isn't the right placed for some self-serving frivolity, I don't know where is!

Obviously you didn't eat mud as a child like you should have (I didn't realise this either).

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