Do I masturbate or call her an ambulance?
Life's Conundrums...
If she's dying from dehydration then it's a toss-up...
Would you advise ass-to-mouth?
Oh no, I'm not going there again!
I know how this ends-up - with you and me exchanging posts in a late-night virtual wank session. (Which was described by many as the lowest point in the BCG's history.)
Just trying to get the band back together, ma'an!
(No. 
*shudders at the memory*)
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 12 2011, 12:55 AM GMT(*shudders at the memory*)
*misreads body language and makes a move*
You look like you're ready to burst, Tim.
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 12 2011, 12:52 AM GMTOh no, I'm not going there again!
I know how this ends-up - with you and me exchanging posts in a late-night virtual wank session. (Which was described by many as the lowest point in the BCG's history.)
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 12 2011, 12:52 AM GMT(Which was described by many as the lowest point in the BCG's history.)
Having been on this web site for longer than is healthy I can say that is some achievement.
Quote: Leevil @ December 12 2011, 12:44 AM GMTDo I masturbate or call her an ambulance?
What's her real name?
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 12 2011, 12:52 AM GMTOh no, I'm not going there again!
I know how this ends-up - with you and me exchanging posts in a late-night virtual wank session. (Which was described by many as the lowest point in the BCG's history.)
I think it's okay as long as you don't have a third party watching.
I would? Take photos. Wait till she is gone. Then stroke!