Are people really taking this thread seriously?...amazing!
First date advice Page 3
Quote: AJGO @ December 11 2011, 4:04 PM GMTDidya text/call her yet?!
Texted her about an hour ago, just asked if she was free any evening this week to go for a drink. No reply yet. You will be the first to know, though.
Quote: rwayne @ December 11 2011, 4:09 PM GMTAre people really taking this thread seriously?...amazing!
It's something to do after eating the roast.....
Please!...I do know what it's really about though...isn't it obvious?
Boobs?
A tattoo on the knob would work. Have "Go out with me" written on and stick it through the letterbox.
Worked on me.
It's not working.
Oh - wait....her letterbox?
Update: She replied, she's free Thursday evening. We'll sort something out when we see each other at work on Wednesday.
Blimey.
Thanks for your (mostly helpful) words of guidance, one and all.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop @ December 11 2011, 4:18 PM GMTA tattoo on the knob would work. Have "Go out with me" written on and stick it through the letterbox.
Worked for me.
That was purely the novelty of you being a chick with a dick.
Quote: zooo @ December 11 2011, 4:17 PM GMTBoobs?
Well that's not a million miles off.
Quote: shaggy292 @ December 11 2011, 4:45 PM GMTUpdate: She replied, she's free Thursday evening. We'll sort something out when we see each other at work on Wednesday.
Blimey.
Thanks for your (mostly helpful) words of guidance, one and all.
Well done you 
Well done indeed, it's a good story. You couldn't make it up...oh hold on a minute.
Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2011, 4:46 PM GMTThat was purely the novelty of you being a chick with a dick.
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? That was a HOT DOG in the jar on brine in the fridge....
A magic hot dog it would appear....
Quote: rwayne @ December 11 2011, 6:12 PM GMTWell done indeed, it's a good story. You couldn't make it up...oh hold on a minute.
