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Well that would certainly explain it.

Apparently the leader of Plaid Cymru resigned this year. It was big news.

Lying bastards I've never seen one of them wear plaid, never stained with Kangaroo jism!

Those greedy politicians with their noses in the trough: for their pig-swilling awards dinner it appears they've spared no expense and hired out the entire church hall.

Every time a Welsh politician accepts an award, their thank-you speech is spoken in such a strained way that it sounds like they're reading out the eulogy at their youngest child's funeral.

Uh-oh - now a Welsh politician speaking with an English accent (what's that all about?) has just made an almost-risqué joke. Fortunately, it was generally well-received.

...'Course, it's not just the TV that is all Welsh round this way now. At the cash point in a Bristol Sainsbury's you have to press a button to decline to having "these instructions in the Welsh language". That second bridge was a mistake, obviously it just encouraged them...

The adverts are on now. Commercial for the Carphone Warehouse.
It's almost like watching TV in England, this bit. Who'd have thought they'd have the Carphone Warehouse in Wales? The company must be doing very well to have expanded it's operation internationally...

Oh! And they have PC World too!

Sci-fi action thriller starring Deborah Gibson and Tiffany. In Florida's Everglades, mutant pythons and giant alligators are at war.

is on the Syfy channel . . .

:|

...Back to the awards show. A brief cut-away to the audience and all the men seem to be nervously looking around, when they should be listening to the speeches. Like they're worried about not being able to catch the waiter's eye in order to ask for the bill. And do they still take Luncheon Vouchers or will I have to write a cheque? It's a fearful dilemma, certainly.

And the winner of the Welsh Politics Lifetime Achievement Award is...

...David Jason!!!

(I'm joking. It is, of course, Lord Morris of Aberavon.)

Quote: dellas @ December 8 2011, 12:32 AM GMT

:) My sons adore Minder I think it's the old cars, OH and did Arfur say 'Her indoors' or 'She who must be obeyed'? to settle arguement.

I think SWMBO was Mrs Rumpole

Quote: Badge @ December 10 2011, 1:01 AM GMT

I think SWMBO was Mrs Rumpole

Indeed so.

I call 'er indoors Asda . . . . Bag For Life !

Watching Lib Dem big beast Simon Hughes talking about Europe on Sky News... still coming down from the high of last night's Welsh Political Awards.

There was a time when most politicians and almost all trade unionists seemed to be Welsh. Then Neil Kinnock happened.

You're totally, utterly, undeniably, totally, entirely, indefatigably, totally and completely right.

There's a show called 'I can't stop masturbating' on Really at 10pm

I fancy watching but I'll probably be too busy jacking it

Quote: lofthouse @ December 10 2011, 9:19 PM GMT

There's a show called 'I can't stop masturbating' on Really at 10pm

I fancy watching but I'll probably be too busy jacking it

A show like that, can they really pull it off?

They just toss off these formats.

They've no interest in the audience they're just playing with them selves.

Wank wank wank

I Can't Stop Masturbating.

Is that why you type funny?

I'll get you some boxing gloves for Christmas

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