It's all I've done since I posted that sentence...
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Quote: Simon Stratton @ January 11, 2008, 2:37 PMI only say this on the offchance that zooo, ellie and ruby all say yes to my proposal (married people get tax breaks - imagine the money you'd save with three wives).
What's in it for me? I'm not cheap you know!
I demand at least THREE bags of marshmellows and a can of cherry coke to start with....
....we will discuss the extra boots points and new hairdryer later on.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 11, 2008, 2:39 PMI'm not sharing Zooo or Rubes with you!
with each wife you also get her parents. Especially her mom.
I think it is a very valid "con" argument 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 12, 2008, 1:14 PMWhat's in it for me? I'm not cheap you know!
I demand at least THREE bags of marshmellows and a can of cherry coke to start with....
....we will discuss the extra boots points and new hairdryer later on.
Always go to far dontcha Ruby - I would've gone with two bags, but three...that's just greedy. Btw you have the best myspace page ever. Very cool.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ January 13, 2008, 10:42 AMBtw you have the best myspace page ever.
That's kind of like saying "The concentration camp you ran killed the least Jews."
How did you know about my concentration camp? I guess it's all facebook nowadays anyway.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ January 13, 2008, 10:42 AMAlways go to far dontcha Ruby - I would've gone with two bags, but three...that's just greedy. Btw you have the best myspace page ever. Very cool.
You can NEVER have enough princess marshmellows!
And thanks! Awwwwww! I do my best!
Quote: Aaron @ January 13, 2008, 11:32 AMThat's kind of like saying "The concentration camp you ran killed the least Jews."
Mean!
Although I do have one issue with myspace. The large amount of nutters and pervs who feel it would be great to have me as a friend. Even after I changed my relationship status to get rid of the wave of swingers and 50 year old rubber fans, I still get the odd mad person who's hobbies include "Wearing kittens for a hat and shouting at tin cans", so what can you do?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 13, 2008, 1:29 PM"Wearing kittens for a hat and shouting at tin cans"
That is the funniest quote I've heard all day!!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 13, 2008, 2:02 PMAnd thanks! Awwwwww! I do my best!
Np - liked the animated sketch also.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ January 13, 2008, 2:02 PMI still get the odd person who's hobbies include "Wearing kittens for a hat and shouting at tin cans", so what can you do?
You don't have to accept ajp as a friend you know.
I made my relationship status on myspace married yet I still got some weirdo's through. Ones that wanted to do silly things like rude stuff with me. I actually started to enjoy replying to them. I would send them back a message like "Thanks for the interest in my tits & fanny.I am actually going to be in (Inserted their town) in 2 hours. Meet me outside Boots at 18.30 & we can have some fun. I may be a little late but bear with me.
I had a few reply's back asking me why I didnt turn up.
After a while the weirdo's stopped & I found myself missing them. So every now & then I pop in & change my account to single. Just so I can know that there are freako's standing outside Boots waiting for me.
Haha, that's brilliant.
My fave is the one where the guy asked if my bush tasted of haribo. That was when I removed "Single" from my profile.
I'm not sure what is more worrying. That a) he asked you, or b) he thought you'd know.
(Unless you're actually a soviet gymnast or summink, obviously.)
Quote: Simon Stratton @ January 13, 2008, 3:07 PMNp - liked the animated sketch also.
You can thank Danny, Shoepie, and Ellie!
By the way guys, just because I've gone on about myspace wierdo, don't feel like you can't offer the hand of friendship! I like my myspace friends! I have Matt Berry!
Aw!
I bet he tastes of haribo.