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Chip's sister has turned up, so he's pretending he's busy in the hope she goes away.

Is she the one that put a cat in the washing machine?
I'd keep an eye on her if I was you...

Off to parents' house this arvo. Christmas craft will continue there :)

I should be packing for this afternoon's flight to Orange County but I think I'll go back to bed for a little while. I'm gonna regret it.

Quote: DaButt @ December 9 2011, 12:03 AM GMT

I brew all the beer myself.

At last, a reason to like DaButt! I'll drink a pale ale with you DaButt, so long as you lock up the hand cannon.

Quote: DaButt @ December 10 2011, 2:32 PM GMT

I should be packing

That's what worries me...

AJGO's knee has been in pain all day, and now the other knee is starting to hurt. AJGO does not find it amusing to move like she's from the Ministry of Silly Walks

Brrr! Cold!

Quote: zooo @ December 10 2011, 11:17 AM GMT

Is she the one that put a cat in the washing machine?

Be thankful I never told you what she accidentally did to the guinea pig. Poor Bubble. :(

:O

Quote: AJGO @ December 10 2011, 6:17 PM GMT

AJGO's knee has been in pain all day, and now the other knee is starting to hurt. AJGO does not find it amusing to move like she's from the Ministry of Silly Walks

empathy I get sore legs in the cold

am considering buying tights

is there anykind of tights a guy can buy that aren't gay?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 10 2011, 4:35 PM GMT

At last, a reason to like DaButt! I'll drink a pale ale with you DaButt, so long as you lock up the hand cannon.

But if I bring a pistol you'll drink whatever kind of beer I tell you to drink. ;)

I briefly contemplated packing a revolver for my flight to L.A. but decided against it because I doubt I'll have a chance to go shooting and California is one of the few states which won't honor my concealed handgun license. Stupid hippies.

Still haven't packed because I was hoodwinked into helping a neighbor unload a truck full of firewood, hang his new television on the wall and then hook up his entertainment system for tonight's annual neighborhood Christmas party (which I'll miss.)

Did you inform him you will be requiring $200 for not attending his party?

I don't think 'gay' is wearing tights.
It's when a man and a man or a woman and a woman love each other very much and hold hands in a very special way.

Quote: sootyj @ December 10 2011, 6:44 PM GMT

empathy I get sore legs in the cold

am considering buying tights

is there anykind of tights a guy can buy that aren't gay?

Longjohns! Or just tights, you don't have to tell anyone you're wearing them.

Quote: DaButt @ December 10 2011, 6:49 PM GMT

But if I bring a pistol you'll drink whatever kind of beer I tell you to drink. ;)

I briefly contemplated packing a revolver for my flight to L.A. but decided against it because I doubt I'll have a chance to go shooting and California is one of the few states which won't honor my concealed handgun license. Stupid hippies.

Still haven't packed because I was hoodwinked into helping a neighbor unload a truck full of firewood, hang his new television on the wall and then hook up his entertainment system for tonight's annual neighborhood Christmas party (which I'll miss.)

Aw DaButt let me fedex you a brick in a sock.

It's a bit more effort but it does the job!

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