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-Murray Newlands

How vulgar! I have nothing to "provie" to the likes of you. I've already provied myself funny in nearly fifteen-and-a-half thousand posts on these very pages. Every single one of them the purest comedy gold.*

*Except for the ones about the sinister rise of the Zionists and the Illuminati. Which is most of them, accepted. But things like the International Jewish Conspiracy and the rise of the New World Order simply aren't funny... Oh, and this post isn't funny either, I'll give you that....

I'm not sure whether to move this thread or just delete it as spam.

'Indecision is the graveyard of good intentions'*

*See? Every single post comedy gold.

If I'm not willing to proovie my self, am I am a looserie?

Good God, y'all! It's a quote from Chaucer. All the kids in the hood are using Middle English for their slang. Have you not heard Eminem's latest:

Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
That's when I'm gonna knock that ho down on the floor;

Someone's looking pretty foolish now, eh? Pretty, pretty, foolish.

Have you seen the FB video?
Go on, do yourself a favour.

Oh, and this...

http://www.murraynewlands.com/

If it looks like Spam, and smells like Spam....

I watched the video...twice!
I admit it - it made me laugh.

I've often thought that there should be some sort of writing/performing/funny test for people to pass before they could post here.

That would get rid of all the wannabes and hairdressers (and admins).

The question is who would judge it?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 10 2011, 12:19 PM GMT

I've often thought that there should be some sort of writing/performing/funny test for people to pass before they could post here.

That would get rid of all the wannabes and hairdressers (and admins).

The question is who would judge it?

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Then who would be left?

Whats wrong with hairdressers

nb in that photo your neck's thicker then your hed Godot, scary looking.

Quote: sootyj @ December 10 2011, 12:36 PM GMT

Whats wrong with hairdressers

nb in that photo your neck's thicker then your hed Godot, scary looking.

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That's an old photo, this one's more recent:

Gerry that's your winkle with a wig and dark glasses on it.

Gerry that's your winkle with a wig and dark glasses on it.

Gerry that's your winkle with a wig and dark glasses on it.

Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2011, 3:06 PM GMT

Gerry that's your winkle with a wig and dark glasses on it.

Gerry that's your winkle with a wig and dark glasses on it.

Gerry that's your winkle with a wig and dark glasses on it.

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What is wrong with your computer that causes you to post in triplicate like that?

I just got rather exited by the picture and wanted to share it.