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Hope you have nice bottle of wine/ hot chocolate/ coffee etc to enjoy when you finaly make it home.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 8 2011, 3:08 PM GMT

At least someone on here's had some good news today! I'll wait for him though and not ruin the surprise!

Yes, I found out I'm both sexy and handsome. An all round easy on the eye kinda guy.

Quote: Leevil @ December 8 2011, 3:18 PM GMT

Yes, I found out I'm both sexy and handsome. An all round easy on the eye kinda guy.

Plus the all clear from the doctor was a great piece of news.

Quote: DaButt @ December 8 2011, 3:02 PM GMT

That's a redneck truck :)

A-ha! I knew there was a redneck around here somewhere! It was zooo all along.

Sounds like she only wants it because it was in Back to the future and it was black. Thouh as I recall he owned it and crashed it in a drag race, then did it again and hit reverse and the other guys crashed.

Quote: Gavin @ December 8 2011, 3:19 PM GMT

Plus the all clear from the doctor was a great piece of news.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Gavin @ December 8 2011, 3:19 PM GMT

Plus the all clear from the doctor was a great piece of news.

:D

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 8 2011, 3:08 PM GMT

At least someone on here's had some good news today! I'll wait for him though and not ruin the surprise!

Yes, I found out that Leevil was sexy and handsome. And then I bummed him.

*high-five*

Quote: Vader @ December 8 2011, 3:24 PM GMT

A-ha! I knew there was a redneck around here somewhere! It was zooo all along.

Sounds like she only wants it because it was in Back to the future and it was black.

:D
It's black and shinyyyyyyyy.
Oh so shiny.

Quote: Nat Wicks @ December 8 2011, 3:08 PM GMT

After being a sulky bum all morning I thought I'd leave the office at 1 while the wind and rain had eased off. After leaving the office I got quite rained on, fell over (bruising both of my knees) and then got rained on again. I'm currently sat in the fOyer of my building as I left my apartment keys at home this morning.

What a shit day!
Hope your knees are okay. :(

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2011, 3:52 PM GMT

It's black and shinyyyyyyyy.

Psssst: Rednecks don't typically like blacks. Cool

Ah, damn, so I'm not a redneck?

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2011, 3:55 PM GMT

Ah, damn, so I'm not a redneck?

If there's not a snuff can ring on the back of your Wranglers, no.

Dan got home in great time, thank Jebus. My knees are pretty hurty though.

Sounds like he shouldn't let you out the house in future.

Quote: zooo @ December 8 2011, 3:55 PM GMT

Ah, damn, so I'm not a redneck?

You will always be a redneck in my eyes. You and DaButt

My American Uncle(step-Uncle I should add) used to communicate to use through video messages. It was like Skype but with a few weeks delay. Anyway there is one scene where he takes us on a tour of his um... backyard? Amazing. Beautiful views, mountains, forests, great lakes. West Virginia btw. One wrong turn from The Wrong Turn. Anyway, to cut a long story short. This scene consisted of my severely overweight Uncle in the woods, wearing a lumberjack shirt and deer stalker hat. Shooting beer cans off a fence. My God. My roots were alive and shooting at Budweisers. It was a proud day. Occasionally I rub my heritage filled redneck and drift off back to that scene...

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