Squeal piggy

SUITED EXECUTIVE (SE) IS WALKING DOWN A CORRIDOR WITH AN UNSEEN OTHER CHARACTER
(WHO HAS A LADIES VOICE, MUFFLED BY TEARS AS TO BE UNRECOGNISABLE) (UOC)

SE
Look it's not just you, if you don't do this we're all doomed.

UOC
But it's disgusting I'd rather kill myself or him, I certainly don't want to f**k him.

SE
You don't get how high the stakes are. We wouldn't be able to gurantee your physical safety.

UOC
You don't mean?

SE
Don't make me spell it out. We're here.

UOC
Please, at least don't make me kiss him.

SE
Even we're not that depraved.

SE OPENS A GRIMY WAREHOUSE DOOR

PULL BACK TO REVEAL UOC IS INFACT CHRISTINA BRINKLEY.

SHE STOICALLY WALKS INTO A ROOM WHERE ADRIAN CHILES IS NAKED AND EATING FROM A TROUGH

"Wake Up with sootyj"

Much better than the telly!

How's about..

She first sees Adrian Chiles, but then does a double-take and it's actually Frank Lampard?

Sooty, even in a short sketch like this it is much harder to read when you only use your own abbreviations for character names.

Also when you confuse noughties TV presenters with eighties supermodels...

Mede me smile though.

Quote: Timbo @ December 6 2011, 10:30 AM GMT

Also when you confuse noughties TV presenters with eighties supermodels...

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..and there was me thinking that was intentional..

Quote: Badge @ December 6 2011, 9:46 AM GMT

Sooty, even in a short sketch like this it is much harder to read when you only use your own abbreviations for character names.

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Yeah. The sketch was pretty reasonable, but it's a no-no to use abbreviations. IT makes it so hard to read.

Your Jewish holocaust sketch shredded my mind for that reason.

Quote: sootyj @ December 5 2011, 2:10 PM GMT

SUITED EXECUTIVE (SE) IS WALKING DOWN A CORRIDOR WITH AN CHRISTINE BLEAKELY

SUITED EXECUTIVE
Look it's not just you, if you don't do this we're all doomed.

CHRISTINE BLEAKELY
But it's disgusting I'd rather kill myself or kill him, I certainly don't want to f**k him.

SUITED EXECUTIVE
You don't get how high the stakes are. We wouldn't be able to gurantee your physical safety.

CHRISTINE BLEAKELY
You don't mean?

SUITED EXECUTIVE
Don't make me spell it out. We're here.

CHRISTINE BLEAKELY
Please, at least don't make me kiss him.

SUITED EXECUTIVE
Even we're not that depraved.

SUITED EXECUTIVE OPENS A GRIMY WAREHOUSE DOOR

CHRISTINE BLEAKELY
STOICALLY WALKS INTO A ROOM WHERE ADRIAN CHILES IS NAKED AND EATING FROM A TROUGH

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Is that better chaps?

And thanx for the feedback.

Easier to read, yes. I'm not sure I get the logic of the sketch though, and how the dialogue leads us to the reveal.

Becauase the only way daybreak could be saved is by Bleakely and Charles doing the nasty. Which seemed akin to me like a PM being asked to erotically service a pig.