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It's the same where I come from. I think I sound more northern, because I use more northern phrases but when I speak correctly. It's not really north'n or sow'fen.

I have a surprisingly posh accent.

No idea where that came from!

Didn't you have a middle class Jewish upbringing?

Sort of but Jews aren't posh, we're other.

Pfffffffffffff. There's plenty of posh Jewishes.

Had a fantastic weekend at the hunting camp. I didn't hunt but we killed 3 deer, 2 wild hogs and an incredible amount of beer and whisky. My friends escaped injury when they drove much too fast on the dirt roads and plowed through some very expensive fencing with their pickup truck.

Did you eat everything you killed?

Quote: zooo @ December 4 2011, 10:42 PM GMT

Did you eat everything you killed?

No, we left the carcasses to rot. ;)

Of course the game will be processed. The venison was dropped off at a local meat processing shop which will turn it into lovely jerky and sausage.

The hogs were actually left to rot because they were huge and would have been tough and gamey. They are classified as nuisance animals which are not native and cause damage to crops and pasture. Small ones are good eats but the 200-pound adults are gross.

I should mention that the ranches spend tens of thousands of dollars per year on feed for the deer. The population is carefully maintained and the ones with poorly formed antlers and other defects are the ones that are typically killed. Trophy-quality kills are rare.

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Poor piggies.

Their babies are at home wondering why mummy and daddy haven't come back.

Quote: zooo @ December 4 2011, 10:54 PM GMT

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Poor piggies.

Those poor piggies will attack humans and tear your limbs to pieces with their razor-sharp tusks. They are not at all cute or cuddly.

I've seen them on the telly. They are hairy and grunty but still quite cute.

Quote: DaButt @ December 4 2011, 10:55 PM GMT

Those poor piggies will attack humans and tear your limbs to pieces with their razor-sharp tusks.

Good for them!

Yes. To be fair you can understand why they may not like the humans who are shooting their faces off.

Quote: zooo @ December 4 2011, 10:42 PM GMT

Did you eat everyone you killed?

I doubt he's as hungry as you and Aaron "slasher" Brown.

Quote: zooo @ December 5 2011, 9:19 AM GMT

Yes. To be fair you can understand why they may not like the humans who are shooting their faces off.

So I take it you'd feel sorry for the snakes if someone dropped a few hundred million king cobras in the UK? ;)

P.S. No hunter is such a bad shot that he'd shoot a hog (or any other animal) in the face.

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