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Quote: Timbo @ December 4 2011, 5:30 PM GMT

I have no idea who these people are. This gives me a warm glow inside.

I have never heard of the young gentlemen or their hit parade tunes either.

Allow me to help . . .

They are, if it is possible, slightly less talented than Take That, Westlife etc., though of a similar genre.

i.e. it takes more than one person to sing a song, they do not play instruments, they do not have one original thought in their young heads, they exist solely because their looks appeal to pre pubescent female children and, and this is where the similarity becomes totally apparent, they are massively hyped.

Oh, and their entire existence and the some of the publics reaction to them,is engineered by The Cowell.

:|

The fact that you think Take That belong in the same genre of talentless blank eyed twunts as Westlife, One Direction et al hurts zooo. :(

Take That DO play instruments, and write good pop songs, and even have actual personalities.
Don't be mean to Take That. :(

I did say that One Direction are less talented than Take That.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: zooo @ December 4 2011, 10:22 PM GMT

Take That DO play instruments, and write good pop songs, and even have actual personalities.
Don't be mean to Take That. :(

You mean the fat one sometimes plays piano?

C'mon Zooo!

They got rich by flogging naff pop to school girls

They got rich by selling GOOD pop to school girls. And gays.

(He's very thin now, aktulee.)

Quote: zooo @ December 4 2011, 10:41 PM GMT

They got rich by selling GOOD pop to school girls.

So, if it's not impolite to ask,how old were you in 1992 Zooo ?

*does some maths*

I was in primary school when Take That came along. Doesn't mean I didn't know good pop from bad pop! :)

"The Prosecution rests M'Lud."

;) mmm, ok I liked 'bot band' Take That, but the mature ones are still ok, to look at and all sexist stuff.

Hee, bot band.

Only ugly or at least odd people can make good music.

Except for Kate Bush.

Quote: sootyj @ December 5 2011, 10:07 AM GMT

Only ugly or at least odd people can make good music.

Except for Kate Bush.

Isn't she a bit odd?

Odd women are sexy though.

Quote: sootyj @ December 5 2011, 10:07 AM GMT

Only ugly or at least odd people can make good music.

Well-adjusted people probably don't feel such a strong need to express themselves.

;) scream!

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