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Allowing women drivers in Saudi Arabia will be 'end of virginity'

Allowing women drivers in Saudi Arabia will tempt them into sex, promote pornography and create more homosexuals, according to some conservative Muslim scholars.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/8930168/Allowing-women-drivers-in-Saudi-Arabia-will-be-end-of-virginity.html

1 women can drive to porn film shoots and perform in them.

2 men left alone at whilst women make porn films may get bored and bum each other.

3 with all this porn filming and bumming there won't be many virigins.

I think they have point.

I love that that item appears on the Telegraph site under motoring news.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3976106/Catch-the-sicko-who-fed-a-kitten-to-a-python.html

wht have some people got against cats?

I live in Islington!

Pythons have to eat.

Quote: Timbo @ December 3 2011, 5:22 PM GMT

Pythons have to eat.

The title of John Cleese's new tour.

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2011, 3:15 PM GMT

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3976106/Catch-the-sicko-who-fed-a-kitten-to-a-python.html

wht have some people got against cats?

I live in Islington!

Is that the paper's chief reporter pictured?

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2011, 5:25 PM GMT

The title of John Cleese's new tour.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2011, 5:25 PM GMT

The title of John Cleese's new tour.

Cool

Quote: sootyj @ December 3 2011, 5:25 PM GMT

The title of John Cleese's new tour.

Brilliant. I was rummaging around for something on the lines of 'kitten only stunned says python' but it won't top that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-16016953

It gives a whole new meaning to "a little more off the top".

;) Live little pussy live, you are entitled to any enjoyment def'!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/columnists/polly/2011/09/30/why-one-direction-are-better-than-the-beatles-115875-23455659/

Ha.
All very fair points.

I have no idea who these people are. This gives me a warm glow inside.

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