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Which Urinal Do You Choose? Page 4

Quote: TopBanana @ December 2 2011, 9:13 PM GMT

It is weird to have your wang in your hand with a bloke less than 1 foot away.

Yes, there is a disparity between women's loos and men's which amounts to sexism. Presumably all men's toilets were designed by perves who want to see as many willies as possible. And why are they designed so that you have to have your back to the door? Just so that these pervey toilet-designers can creep up on you unnoticed?

Why not just make us piss on a stage, with spotlights trained on us?

Well according to my girlfriend it wouldn't matter which urinal, as according to her, I would piss on, over and possibly (though highly unlikely) in all three, with the fact that any type of moisture what so ever that is found outside of the toilet bowl itself, is my urine, on account she could never possibly have an accident - BITCH!

Quote: zooo @ December 2 2011, 12:37 PM GMT

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Quote: EllieJP @ December 2 2011, 12:43 PM GMT

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Am I the only one detecting a hint of penis envy?

Quote: Timbo @ December 3 2011, 10:06 AM GMT

Am I the only one detecting a hint of penis envy?

Yes Timbo the Sexist :P

Quote: Timbo @ December 3 2011, 10:06 AM GMT

Am I the only one detecting a hint of penis envy?

No Timbo nobody envys you, booyah!

Yes, how we wish we could pee on the floor and use pissy smelling toilets while other people look at our genitals.

Sounds great...

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2011, 3:47 PM GMT

Yes, how we wish we could pee on the floor and use pissy smelling toilets while other people look at our genitals.

Sounds great...

Really cos I know a club where they'll pay you to do just that

Quote: lofthouse @ December 2 2011, 10:44 PM GMT

I'd choose the one that has one of those little purple cubes in the bottom

I love to fire my wee wee at them

Hold on - are we still talking about Ellie and zooo?

Quote: EllieJP @ December 2 2011, 3:05 PM GMT

Or it's tiny - and by choosing the middle, others are forced to wait until you finish thus not able to see your tiny penis.

Double drat I've been rumbled.

Quote: shaggy292 @ December 3 2011, 4:10 PM GMT

Hold on - are we still talking about Ellie and zooo?

lmfao

you are a sick man

I've never seen a glory hole in a public lavatory. I choose my toilets very carefully.

Does it matter, you'll look like an arse trying to dump in any of them.
*pauses*
Might as well wait for a cubical to become free.

Worse than urinals?

Troughs.

TROUGHS.

Quote: zooo @ December 3 2011, 3:47 PM GMT

Yes, how we wish we could pee on the floor and use pissy smelling toilets while other people look at our genitals.

Sounds great...

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud ditto

Never understood Male urinals? men do not like showing their dicks, flacid especially ! feel sorry that it is on show, they do hide it with various hand techniques though.

I am glad that I have a cubicle, but who decided men cant? MEN= soft luck.

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