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Which Urinal Do You Choose? Page 3

1 or 3 - doesn't matter which. Never 2, as you're bound to have someone standing next to you....who might have a sloppy technique.

I should add at this point that I have stage fright so always use a cubicle to pee.

You do realise what this means!

Gay.

Quote: TopBanana @ December 2 2011, 8:53 PM GMT

I should add at this point that I have a tiny penis so always use a cubicle to pee.

:O

I would so be a cubicle pee-er if I was a man.

It is weird to have your wang in your hand with a bloke less than 1 foot away.

It seems totally bizarre.

I mean, it is true that girls go to the loo together, but we don't pee together!
The very thought is just... ergh.

zooo and ellie peeing together.

Giving each other golden showers?

It was obvious you used cubicles TB by the fact you specified the cubicles were out of order.

Theoretically that'd be the way to go, but I always think people who do that have something to hide, possibly even repressed homosexuality.

So I think I'd go for 3, at least with urinals you can be fairly sure it's only been used for urinating. You get glory holes and all sorts with cubicles.

I'd choose the one that has one of those little purple cubes in the bottom

I love to fire my wee wee at them

Choose 3, simple reason being,i can only see perfectly with my right eye.

When visiting a men's lavatory, one must try and make minimal contact with surfaces. Reason being: every surface has probably been touched by multiple piss stained hands. This rules out using urinal 3, cos your shoulder and arm would be brushing up against the side wall.

3, because by tilting slightly, you're essentially in your own private world.

Quote: TopBanana @ December 2 2011, 9:13 PM GMT

It is weird to have your wang in your hand with a bloke less than 1 foot away.

Only if you attempt to "Cross swords".

:) Apparently there are now 'high tech' urinals where guys can aim a shot of piss and score points!, wish I had one in my male dominated toilet- tired of cleaning wet seat! Ghrrr :(

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