Quote: David Bussell @ December 2 2011, 1:25 PM GMTAlways 2, that way I can put my arms around my new chums when they arrive.
It's a nice idea but won't your hair get in their way so as creating a possible visual impairment thus leading to a urine soaked floor and much gnashing of teeth?
Sorry - couldn't resist...
Quote: TopBanana @ December 2 2011, 1:28 PM GMTSo what do you choose? The certainly of wee on your shoes, or the possibility of being horribly gangbummed?
Depends on the shoes.
I would do a number 1, in 1
I would do a number 2, in 3
Quote: roscoff @ December 2 2011, 1:28 PM GMTIt's a nice idea but won't your hair get in their way so as creating a possible visual impairment thus leading to a urine soaked floor and much gnashing of teeth?
I'll have you know my hair is quite sensible since I had it trimmed for a role, dahlink!
Quote: David Bussell @ December 2 2011, 2:17 PM GMTI'll have you know my hair is quite sensible since I had it trimmed for a role, dahlink!
I just let out a little bit of wee.
I don't think down your own leg is a legitimate answer to the original question.
3 as it's furthest away from the cubicle and allows someone else to use 1 without them being too close.
If you choose 2, when all are empty, you're weird and should be fined for not adhering to toilet etiquette.
I would go for 2 because my dick is enormous and I can make twice as many insecure men feel inadequate.
Quote: shaggy292 @ December 2 2011, 1:58 PM GMTSorry - couldn't resist...
Quote: youngian @ December 2 2011, 2:56 PM GMTI would go for 2 because my dick is enormous and I can make twice as many insecure men feel inadequate.
Or it's tiny - and by choosing the middle, others are forced to wait until you finish thus not able to see your tiny penis.
Quote: EllieJP @ December 2 2011, 3:05 PM GMTtiny penis.
Man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager. Suddenly he is aware of beautiful music being played. He looks around and see's a small piano player sitting on the bar in front of a small piano.
So the barman comes over and the guy asks him where did he get him from.
'Well' says the barman I was staying in this old shack in the middle of a forest and there's a knock at the door. I opened it and there was this haggered old lady standing there.
'Can I come in for a while?' she asks 'I'm cold and a long way from home.'
'So I looked out' says the barman 'and it was raining cats and dogs. So I let her in and gave her a hot drink. Low and behold she says,
'Young man you have been very kind. I have special powers and can grant you one wish.'
'So I had my wish. Unfortunately she was hard of hearing and all I got was a 10 inch pianist'.
Hey Will Cam what would you do to the Saturdays if you had them locked in your cellar?
Quote: Will Cam @ December 2 2011, 2:11 PM GMTI would do a number 1, in 1
I would do a number 2, in 3
They have names you know!
Quote: roscoff @ December 2 2011, 3:35 PM GMTMan walks into a bar and asks for a pint of lager. Suddenly he is aware of beautiful music being played. He looks around and see's a small piano player sitting on the bar in front of a small piano.
So the barman comes over and the guy asks him where did he get him from.
'Well' says the barman I was staying in this old shack in the middle of a forest and there's a knock at the door. I opened it and there was this haggered old lady standing there.
'Can I come in for a while?' she asks 'I'm cold and a long way from home.'
'So I looked out' says the barman 'and it was raining cats and dogs. So I let her in and gave her a hot drink. Low and behold she says,
'Young man you have been very kind. I have special powers and can grant you one wish.'
'So I had my wish. Unfortunately she was hard of hearing and all I got was a 10 inch pianist'.
Ta Daaah, tishh !
If all 3 are taken and I'm gagging fer a slash, then 4:- the sink
Its great
You can wash your balls at the same time
Quote: reds @ December 2 2011, 12:51 PM GMTAccording to this site (and several others) http://itthing.com/50-fun-toilet-facts the first in the row is always the cleanest.
Yikes, after all this time...someone tell Ellie