This may be one for penis-possessors only...
All 3 urinals are empty.
All cubicles are either out of order or occupied.
The door is behind you (when stood at a urinal).
Which urinal do you choose?
Which Urinal Do You Choose?
Not 2. Probably 1.
I would choose 1.
If I had a willy.
If I had a willy I would choose 3, apparently, the cleanest cubicles are always the furthest away from the door, don't know if the same goes for the standie uppie ones too, but why chance it? 
If I had a willy - I'd go for number 3. Near the wall.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ December 2 2011, 12:41 PM GMT
If I had a willy I would choose 3, apparently, the cleanest cubicles are always the furthest away from the door, don't know if the same goes for the standie uppie ones too, but why chance it?
I do that in women's loos. Always the furthest away.
It'll be our little secret Ellie 
We've now told everyone - they'll be pooing in the furthest away loos now - ruining it for us. 
Quote: Shandonbelle @ December 2 2011, 12:41 PM GMT
If I had a willy I would choose 3, apparently, the cleanest cubicles are always the furthest away from the door, don't know if the same goes for the standie uppie ones too, but why chance it?
According to this site (and several others) http://itthing.com/50-fun-toilet-facts the first in the row is always the cleanest.
I'd just piss on the floor like all the other dreggs.
Interesting results so far...
Quote: reds @ December 2 2011, 12:51 PM GMTAccording to this site (and several others) http://itthing.com/50-fun-toilet-facts the first in the row is always the cleanest.
There are some awesome toilets in that article. I want the fish tank one.
Is there a sink?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 2 2011, 1:13 PM GMTIs there a stink?
Usually. Number three for me. My lucky number and I get to share it with Ellie the dirty minx. That's her official full name by the way not a comment on her dubious sexual practices.
Always 2, that way I can put my arms around my new chums when they arrive.
No one chooses number 2. This means that beneath 1 and 3 are great puddles of wee.
Number 2 is wee-free.
So if you don't want wee on your soles you choose 2?
But that is a gamble, because if someone comes in, they have to stand next to you.
Which means that they may gay-up your penis.
Also, you are more likely to be hit by their weespray. Which is essentially how gays do bukkake. And gays are, well... a bit gay.
So what do you choose? The certainly of wee on your shoes, or the possibility of being horribly gangbummed?