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:O OH dear IT job?,or Horrisons counter?

Still chuckling about an exchange between Bussell and the erstwhile Renegade Carpark on Facebook, about four hours after reading it. Comedy gold, truly. I took a screenshot.

Post it up then!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 29 2011, 3:48 PM GMT

and the erstwhile Renegade Carpark

:O He's alive? Then who did I find laying in the gutter, covered in (my) piss?

Okay - found it. I enjoyed that too!

It really bugs me when staff in restaurants fuss over a woman dining on their own, so I was really pissed off when asked tonight if I was looking for 'friendship,love or romance'. They seemed surprised I just wanted to eat, turns out there was it was speed dating event for Jewish singles.

I had the pork chops.

Quote: AngieBaby @ November 30 2011, 3:43 AM GMT

I had the pork chops.

Is that a metaphor?

I love the Facebook profile pic of my racist cousin-in-law posing quite happily with Al Murray, who I suspect he only knows him as The Pub Landlord character. I further suspect that he is unaware that The Pub Landlord is an ironic character. It fills me with great joy every time he posts one of his BNP rants with that photo next to it.

Maybe I'm the butt of the joke, maybe my cousin-in-law is a comedy genius? Although I doubt it. It's a shame, he's a nice fella in every other way.

I can't bear the Pub Landlord character. I know Al Murray is an educated articulate chap but I get the feeling a lot of people in the audience don't get the irony.

I'm surprised the p.c brigade haven't forced him to retire the character. Maybe they do have a sense of humour after all.

Thursday: Wilco concert in Austin
Friday - Sunday: drinking, poker and shooting at a neighbor's hunting camp in the middle of nowhere

Will Cam is on a course all next week in Kent and is presently trying to get his expences upfront.

There's no Sky1+1?? :O
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD??

We don't have the +1 channels here in Aus. I got quite confused on my Uk holiday last year when I thought I switched back to Dave only to see the same episode of QI I'd watched about 1/2 hour before. I thought I must have had delayed jet lag until I figured out it was the Dave ja Vu channel.

Secret Santa:

What on God's Earth can I buy a 19 year old lad in the Secret Santa shizzle at work???? For £5????

I've got no bloomin' idea!

You obviously don't know him.....but can you make any suggestions?? Please?!

Does he drink?

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