ATHLETES ARE RUNNING AROUND A TRACK. THEY HEAR THE BELL FOR THE LAST LAP AND THEY ALL STOP.
COMMENTATOR: And the mens pacemaker event reaches a predictable climax again.
ENDS.
GALLOWS EXECUTION SCENE.
PADDY THE EXECUTIONER: Any last requests? SILENCE. Any last requests? SILENCE. Any last feckin’ requests? SILENCE.
CHAPLAIN: Paddy, I think the noose is meant to go round the neck, not the mouth.
ENDS.
BROWN AIDE: ASBO’s aren’t working Gordon.
BROWN: I know, we have to be more draconian.
BROWN AIDE: Those young lads are the worst.
BROWN: Chavs.. Hmmm..
CAMERA CUTS TO GORDON PLAYING WITH BALLS ON A NEWTON PENDULUM CRADLE.
ENDS.
