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I read the news today oh boy! Page 570

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 27 2011, 1:12 AM GMT

Now that sentiment I agree with because it's not looking back.

However, from what I read, at the moment it's unclear which of the two was driving.

The other guy was trying to control the wheel whilst Barrymoore tried to shove a bottle up his arse.

He's mad for it.

I read this in a local newspaper . .

DANIEL (Harry Potter) Radcliffe was walking in Oxford when he was approached by a stranger who said he was a magazine journalist attending a conference on homophobia in Africa - and would Radcliffe care to comment on the issue?

The young actor sent him packing thus: "You shouldn't care about my opinion. I am not informed. Just because I am 'somebody' doesn't mean I am qualified or even interesting."

In a world obsessed with celebrities here's a timely reminder that, contrary to what your agent and PR people may think, the fact that you can act, sing, dance or tell jokes doesn't necessarily mean you have anything relevant to say.

He's ace.

The headline was "Daniel Radcliffe Hates Gays"

swiftly followed by

"Daniel Radcliffe is gays"

Followed by Daniel Radcliffe drops anchor in poo bay

Why does Radcliffe hate his gay self?
In other news George Micheal has AIDs, oops we mean pneumonia!

"Michael's friend, celebrity hairstylist Fadi Fawaz, told press that Michael's health was improving "by the hour"

George Michael will beat pneumonia, says boyfriend Fadi Fawaz".

Yeah, right.

So, what are you all saying, that he doesn't have pneumonia, that he's not getting better, or what?

I'm confused.

People seem desperate for George Micheal to actually have aids, because, you know, he's a gay. If he does, and he's keeping it private, then that's up to him, who cares.

Quite!

One way or another, poor bugger.

Honestly I don't care what he does what he's got and I find the implication I should quite offensive.

You brought it up in the first place!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ November 27 2011, 9:16 PM GMT

People seem desperate for George Micheal to actually have aids, because, you know, he's a gay.

I don't think so; the human mind makes connections, it's what it does. Pneumonia is not usually life-threatening all other thing being equal. George Michael has aids, the incidence of aids is significantly higher in the gay community and the effect of aids is to lower resistance to common infections, such as pneumonia. Making the connections does not imply a value judgement. Let's hope we are all wrong; the music is not my cup of tea, but I can see the talent and he seems a decent enough cove.

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