Just wondering.
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Is rectal surgery legitimate grounds for comedy?
Only if it is your own.
Quote: Timbo @ November 24 2011, 12:01 PM GMTOnly if it is your own.
Ahhhh...Thanks. So one could start out: "I walked into this bar (straight after rectal surgery)..." And then insert the part about the mortician. Hey--insert. Get it?
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Only if you're prepared to work your way up from the bottom.
Or I walked into this bar, hence the rectal surgery??
Quote: Mordred478 @ November 24 2011, 12:14 PM GMTAhhhh...Thanks. So one could start out: "I walked into this bar (straight after rectal surgery)..." And then insert the part about the mortician. Hey--insert. Get it?
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What has a mortician got to do with rectal surgery?
Quote: Timbo @ November 24 2011, 12:01 PM GMTOnly if it is your own.
Or if it's to remove an enormous vegetable.
Quote: Mordred478 @ November 24 2011, 11:50 AM GMTJust wondering.
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Quote: Timbo @ November 24 2011, 12:01 PM GMTOnly if it is your own.
Reminds me of a Groucho Marx story. He was due to have an operation, but keen to play it down. Groucho's agent (his brother Gummo) said: "It's a very minor operation. In fact, Groucho says that if he could find someone to hold a mirror he'd do it himself".
Rectal surgery my arse...!
Quote: EllieJP @ November 24 2011, 5:18 PM GMTHey Mordred,
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Funny how you turn up after I mention the removal of enormous vegtables from people's rectums, is there something you're trying to tell us?
Well you're slow off the mark... everyone knows about my vegetable rectum removal system.
Quote: EllieJP @ November 25 2011, 10:41 AM GMTWell you're slow off the mark... everyone knows about my vegetable rectum removal system.
Alas, us Yanks are sorely deprived. Get it? Sorely? Anyway, please enlighten me. How does your system work? And is flax seed oil involved?
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