Quote: James Williams @ January 11, 2008, 7:04 PMWarm blood, warm blood.
Trouble is, there aren't *that* many policeman sayings, are there? And the ones that do exist don't seem to lend themselves to punnery in this instance.
What did the policeman say to the razorblade? You're under a wrist. Hmm. Doesn't quite work either.
You'll undo a wrist?
Quote: Paul W @ January 11, 2008, 7:07 PMI don't know Adam, they seem to be a CUT above the rest
They are getting under the skin though
Quote: Aaron @ January 11, 2008, 7:07 PMYou missed a great one there Paul!
>_<
Between the Pogues and Portishead in HMV.
Genesis are better.
I've also just remembered something Bill related - which I nicked from another forum.
Apparently when Tosh was in the Bill (the one who used to look like Willie Thorne) he denied a story where he was pissed on set.
The headline was:
"It's bosh to say I was sloshed says TV tec Tosh."
Marvellous.
Quote: Paul W @ January 11, 2008, 7:01 PMI'm guessing the excuse "She looked 16 to me" doesn't really work on him then?
hehe no, because I *am* 16! and really look younger than that imho >_<
Quote: Simon Stratton @ January 9, 2008, 9:22 PM999 Letsbee Avenue.
heh you've read my script haven't you?
(Part of Pantomuse a theatre Pantomime for adults)
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MUSE 3
(Barrister)
Now, you are here in this court today to answer to the charges brought by one Ivor Nurve of 999 Letsby Avenue that you did on the 4th July extort from him the sum of twenty pence. What say you?
DEIRDRE
I didn’t do anything. I am innocent mi’lud.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 12, 2008, 5:38 PMhehe no, because I *am* 16! and really look younger than that imho >_<
I find with women the second they turn 17.. they're women... Ask your father...
Quote: bushbaby @ January 12, 2008, 5:42 PMheh you've read my script haven't you?
(Part of Pantomuse a theatre Pantomime for adults)
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MUSE 3
(Barrister)
Now, you are here in this court today to answer to the charges brought by one Ivor Nurve of 999 Letsby Avenue that you did on the 4th July extort from him the sum of twenty pence. What say you?
DEIRDRE
I didn’t do anything. I am innocent mi’lud.
But that joke is probably as old as you though Bushbaby - not being rude or anything.
Quote: Paul W @ January 12, 2008, 7:11 PMI find with women the second they turn 17.. they're women... Ask your father...
haha probably best I dont-he has a habit of giving stupid answers to everything-and would be strange anyway!
Quote: David Chapman @ January 12, 2008, 7:11 PMBut that joke is probably as old as you though Bushbaby - not being rude or anything.
I know but I used it in Pantomime. can you read it on critque...Pantomuse. it's ok for panto. I'm getting really pissed off with this forum, if you look at critique one, I'm the only one that has nought read at the side. I'll give it a couple of weeks. I think I was right, it's a mutual admiration society site
Come on guys, give bushbaby a bit of critiquing!! 
She's asking for it....
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/4508
Quote: bushbaby @ January 12, 2008, 10:26 PMI know but I used it in Pantomime. can you read it on critque...Pantomuse. it's ok for panto. I'm getting really pissed off with this forum, if you look at critique one, I'm the only one that has nought read at the side. I'll give it a couple of weeks. I think I was right, it's a mutual admiration society site
If you post stuff thats too long then less people are going to read it. Plus you've had replies to your other stuff. And if someone tries to force me to read something I won't on principle.