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Sexy car, but....really?

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Quote: Will Cam @ November 23 2011, 7:13 AM GMT

OH NO YOU HAVEN'T :P

That joke is

BENEATH YOU!

Quote: TopBanana @ November 23 2011, 9:31 AM GMT

Sexy car, but....really?

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My monocle just popped out

Is it just me or does the car look like it is smiling?

It certainly is an interesting take on a Basil Fawlty impression of him hitting his car with some bush.

She's trying to get all that junk out of her trunk.

Just learned that an award-winning Denver brewpub used my suggested name for their new IPA:

http://goo.gl/W4Byr

Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2011, 12:25 AM GMT

Just learned that an award-winning Denver brewpub used my suggested name for their new IPA:

http://goo.gl/W4Byr

That's good !

Now they need to brew a fruity version called 'Other Half'

My renewed passport arrived in the mail yesterday. I like the scenes of Americana printed on the pages but I'm not a fan of the stiff cover which contains, I imagine, an RFID chip for use by Big Brother.

It always irks me that the passport offices say the turnaround time is currently 6 weeks but you receive it in about 3 weeks. They probably sucker a lot of people into paying extra money for expedited processing.

It's your fault for wanting to leave the country at some point, Mr Eggs Benedict Arnold!

It's your fault for wanting to leave the country at some point, Mr Eggs Benedict Arnold!

Quote: DaButt @ November 24 2011, 6:30 PM GMT

My renewed passport arrived in the mail yesterday.

US Passport No. 0000000014

;)

:D

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 24 2011, 6:37 PM GMT

US Passport No. 0000000014

;)

13. Michael Jackson's has been cancelled.

Officially old.

Today was the day I became an Old Age Pensioner . . .

:|

Aw.
Will you be going mad on the free buses tomorrow?

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 24 2011, 10:15 PM GMT

Officially old.

Today was the day I became an Old Age Pensioner . . .

:|

Congrats, Oldrocker. Hug

I trust you'll be following Edmund Blackadder's ambition to "be old and annoy people by pretending to be deaf"?

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