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I read the news today oh boy! Page 568

Just watched the video of that taxi driver who deliberately ran a customer over and only got 6 months in jail and a 2 year driving ban.
Insane!

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 18 2011, 12:08 AM GMT
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What's she thinking?

(she's some Sheila from one of our former colonies btw)

Former colony? Julia Gillard was born in Wales. She does use a hideous 'Narelle' accent though.

Spent some time reading the Grant/Coogan witness testimony from the Leveson Inquiry.

Some real scumbag reporters out there.

http://www.levesoninquiry.org.uk/evidence/

A man accused of injecting a woman's buttocks with a mixture of cement and tyre inflater has been arrested.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/15818910

:D Blimey, shake your booty is a whole new meaning! suppose you will be more grounded in your moves, built like a brick shit-house another.

Quote: Nogget @ November 23 2011, 6:38 AM GMT
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That's about standard for a Florida chick.

http://www.londoncomedywriters.com/blog/Dr_Sardonicus/hacked-off/

my mate sardo's take on hackgate

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ November 23 2011, 9:51 AM GMT

That's about standard for a Florida chick.

That's a man, man.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15842559

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

How embarassing!?!?

Quote: zooo @ November 23 2011, 12:54 PM GMT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15842559

Laughing out loud

Incredible that they had to call the emergency services, when you could cut through that clothes horse so easily. A hacksaw would do it in about a minute, or any physically able person could probably bend it. I'm guessing none of them were studyi. God help us if any of them end up running the country.

I guess she could get a job as a fashion model?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065202/Gina-Robins-killed-friends-kitten-microwave-revenge-boyfriend-reported-police.html

not to be rad by sensitive cat lovers

What sort of person would be:
1)so cruel as to do such a thing
2) so stupid as to become known as a sort-of 'bunny boiler' (Kitten-killer? Feline-fryer? Mog-rowaver? Or just plain 'mental woman'?)

Nogget old chap we ain't dealing with the deep end of the gene pool.

That said she kept mentioning karma so maybe blame the Dali Llama?

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