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Ha. Well what lovely timing!
Was it horrible? Or okay.

Quote: lofthouse @ November 16 2011, 9:24 PM GMT

Until he's paid back every cent....

He paid off that debt almost 20 years ago.

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2011, 10:35 PM GMT

Ha. Well what lovely timing!
Was it horrible? Or okay.

Oh it was horrible...

Any man who says it wasn't horrible is a liar or a hairdresser.

Wimp! (tee hee) Try having the doctor's thumb up your bum after childbirth.

Hee. Is it because you are now technically, a woofter?

Quote: keewik @ November 16 2011, 10:52 PM GMT

Wimp! (tee hee) Try having the doctor's thumb up your bum after childbirth.

Lol, they do that? Why?
I thought it was the one indignity that women got away with not having to have.

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2011, 10:53 PM GMT

Hee. Is it because you are now technically, a woofter?

Lol, they do that? Why?
I thought it was the one indignity that women got away with not having to have.

If you have stitches they have to check they haven't sewn up your bum.

Quote: DaButt @ November 16 2011, 10:52 PM GMT

Any man who says it wasn't horrible is a liar or a hairdresser.

Agreed

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2011, 10:53 PM GMT

Hee. Is it because you are now a woofter

No

Quote: keewik @ November 16 2011, 10:55 PM GMT

If you have stitches they have to check they haven't sewn up your bum.

Or that's what they told me. Maybe the doctors were just pervs.

Quote: keewik @ November 16 2011, 10:55 PM GMT

If you have stitches they have to check they haven't sewn up your bum.

Jesus Christ.

I'm using a surrogate. Anyone up for it?

Quote: zooo @ November 16 2011, 10:58 PM GMT

Jesus Christ.

I'm using a surrogate. Anyone up for it?

Honestly, not sore (pales into insignificance compared to the rest!)

(Thinks: I should stop talking about this)

What's your bum got to do with having a baby.

Quote: keewik @ November 16 2011, 10:52 PM GMT

Wimp! (tee hee) Try having the doctor's thumb up your bum after childbirth.

Men have a protrusion (PT) therefore they are designed to do the protruding (PTR)
Ladies are designed to be protruded (PTD)

PT+PTR= :D
PT+PTD= :O

Quote: walt @ November 16 2011, 11:02 PM GMT

What's your bum got to do with having a baby.

The two areas are, obviously, very close. Especially when the doctor is wielding a needle.

Fair enough,just have to hope he knows what he's doing.

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