Here to meet othes who are stuck in a corner of a dark room tapping away at the keyboard and chuckling away to themselves every now and again or tearing up paper and shouting 'NOT FUNNY, NOT FUNNY!
Hi to everyone here
Welcome peas of mush!
Hello mushy!
Welcome!
Hello
Hello there 
(*chuckling*) 
('NOT FUNNY!')
Ahoy there! 
Hello
Hello Mush!
HeLlo!
Hello
Why say hello to a poster who posted 2 weeks ago and hasn't been back since?
I never understand the people who say hello then promptly f**k off.