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Last night I dreamt I was having to hide, in a huge house, from advancing Nazis. I found a room which looked like a shallow cupboard from the outside. There were 4 of us, but the others weren't real-life people.

Does this signify I'm worried about the Euro? :(

P.S. I've never read 'Anne Frank'.

I was reading about Anne Frank the other day. Apparently part of her diary was written with a ball-point pen, and ball-point pens weren't available to buy back then.

Oh dear!!!

I had really strange dream a few weeks ago.
I was in a supermarket on a giant matress with a group of people. There was a guy standing up ahead of us with his back turned to us. He started to walk around the outside of the isles. For some reason we had to bunny hop on the matress and follow him. We had to stop quicky if he decided to turn around because he wasn't allowed to see us moving. Kind of reminds of playing statues when I was a kid.

One of the weirdest dreams I ever remember having was of me being accused of queue-jumping in Ian Beale's chippy, on Eastenders, and him teaming up with Arthur Fowler to kick and punch me into a corner..

That sounds pretty epic, to be honest.

Quote: zooo @ November 13 2011, 12:30 AM GMT

That sounds pretty epic, to be honest.

LOL. I haven't watched the show for at least 10 years. Is Ian still in it? I think him and Dott are the only original characters still in it, aren't they?

Yep, they're both still there! Ian is yet again marrying a young blonde tart who doesn't love him.

When I was about 11 I had a dream that a masked man came into my house and grabbed me in the small landing outside my bedroom. he shouted "get you" and stabbed a knife into my throat. I held the handle with both hand and started to cry. then I woke up and had both my hands on the imaginary handle (and I was crying). it might have had something to do with me having an old black and white TV in my room which fed my love of old horror movies which used to have a double bill such as Frankenstein, Wolf-man, Dracula, Rue Morgue.

I'm flying through the sky. I have a HUGE head. My head drags me down to earth. I walk and walk. My head pulses red+green. I come to a house. I enter and there is a VERY small women living there. She is maybe 6 inches tall. She tells me to come out to the kitchen. She feeds me old+moldy newspapers and mustard. The door opens and Tom Jones comes in and punches me in my huge head. He then picks up the tiny woman and eats her. My head shrinks and Tom jones sings "Something" off key. End of dream?

Not long after my Grandfather died, when I was 15, I had a dream one night in which I was the only person in my house, sat in my sitting room, and suddenly I heard someone running down the stairs really fast. I remember sitting up, bracing myself for what I thought was going to be an attack by a burglar, then the door burst open and my Grandfather ran in, wearing the same pyjamas and dressing gown that he had died in, in hospital, and he ran right up to me shouting, "Nooooooooo!!" in my face, until I woke up. Freaked the life out of me.

Quote: catskillz @ November 13 2011, 11:46 PM GMT

Not long after my Grandfather died, when I was 15, I had a dream one night in which I was the only person in my house, sat in my sitting room, and suddenly I heard someone running down the stairs really fast. I remember sitting up, bracing myself for what I thought was going to be an attack by a burglar, then the door burst open and my Grandfather ran in, wearing the same pyjamas and dressing gown that he had died in, in hospital, and he ran right up to me shouting, "Nooooooooo!!" in my face, until I woke up. Freaked the life out of me.

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I'll probably have bloody nightmares now. :(

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