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It'll make your hand stand on end?....in pity?

Quote: zooo @ November 11 2011, 10:25 AM GMT

Your willy looks like a dead chicken?

Is that not normal?

Quote: zooo @ November 11 2011, 10:25 AM GMT

Your willy looks like a dead chicken?

Mine looks like Donald Trump.

Quote: roscoff @ November 11 2011, 11:35 AM GMT

Mine been in Donald Trump.

Did you get to sit on top of Trump towers?

Quote: zooo @ November 11 2011, 10:25 AM GMT

Your willy looks like a dead chicken?

More of a cockeral.

Mine has secret herbs & spices

Has anyone seen a long-sleeved plain black jumpsuit anywhere? Everwhere seems to be short sleeve/sleeveless and/or covered in (really horrible) non-removable applique

I'd like to find a long-sleeved ANYTHING. What numpties think it's a good idea to have short sleeves in the sodding winter? Thick bloody jumpers with SHORT sleeves

The scrapman has just gone past and, instead of blowing a bugle as in days of yore, he's playing the Steptoe and Son theme through a loudspeaker !

Do you still have scrapmen (or 'ragmen' as we called them here) going round? Do people run out to give them things in the hope of being rewarded with a balloon?

When I was visiting my Dad, he pointed out that noise we could hear was the scrapman. I lived there for 20 years and never remember hearing him before. Has collecting scrap come back into fashion? Is this the beginning of an apocalypse?

Quote: keewik @ November 19 2011, 4:08 PM GMT

Do you still have scrapmen (or 'ragmen' as we called them here) going round? Do people run out to give them things in the hope of being rewarded with a balloon?

Yep, most days. No balloons tho'.

Sounds like gypo crime fighters

Scrap_man and Robbing

Quote: sootyj @ November 19 2011, 4:55 PM GMT

Sounds like gypo crime fighters

Scrap_man and Robbing

Hah! Did you just make that up? Very good. If not, shame on you.

Quote: AJGO @ November 18 2011, 6:25 PM GMT

Has anyone seen a long-sleeved plain black jumpsuit anywhere? Everwhere seems to be short sleeve/sleeveless and/or covered in (really horrible) non-removable applique

http://www.riverisland.com/Online/women/playsuits--jumpsuits/jumpsuits/black-smart-belted-jumpsuit-610832

http://www.boohoo.com/clothing/jumpsuits/icat/jumpsuits/jumpsuits/candy-long-sleeved-open-back-jumpsuit/invt/azz72827

Quote: sootyj @ November 19 2011, 4:55 PM GMT

Sounds like gypo crime fighters

Scrap_man and Robbing

Laughing out loud

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