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I didnt enjoy Thor as much as I hoped :( I don't know something about Natalie Portman put me off. Not sure why I don't particular like her even though she is very pretty. I was hoping for something a lot darker maybe.
Still contemplating on it, clearly my job doesn't keep my focus enough.

Saw Pirates of Caribbean 5 and quite enjoyed it but feel like it is at that stage where it would be better as a corny TV series than a film.
Pleased

Black Dynamite. Flipping hilarious.

The Hills Have Eyes 2.
Exactly as crap as you'd imagine.

Quote: David Bussell @ October 9 2011, 11:00 AM BST

Drive. Cracking '70's heist-gone-wrong homage with a killer soundtrack and a fantastic cast.

Just watched that, and agree.

Dead Snow

Holy f**k that was gruesome

Best Swedish film I've ever seen!!

Ok

The only Swedish film I've ever seen...

But awesome!

I've been wanting to see that for SO. LONG.

One day I'll manage it...

It's well good

Intestines all over the shop

Woo!

'Newsnight Review'. Wonder if Germaine Greer was born an arsehole or did she do a degree in arseholeism.

Newsnight Review has always been fertile ground for arseholes, but Greer really is quite something special.

Talking of pretentious self-indulgent twaddle I have just seen Midnight in Paris. *SPOILER ALERT* After an interminable opening montage of establishing tourist shots (if it had been London there would have been red phone boxes and double decker buses; not a North African mugger or horn tooting motorist in sight), all to the accompaniment of Woody Allen's amateur horn-blowing, we have Woody Allen directing a Woody Allen script in which Owen Wilson plays a scriptwriter who talks, acts and dresses like Woody Allen; after half an hour or so of tired sitcom clichés about culturally insensitive Americans and pretentious pseudo-intellectuals (really!) the plot stumbles into Goodnight Sweetheart territory as Woody, sorry Owen, stumbles through a time porthole into a 1920s Paris where you cannot order a coffee without bumping into Salvador Dali and him asking "Have you met my friends Luis Bunuel and Man Ray?". Just when you think it cannot get any crasser Woody, er Owen, er Woody, trowels on a Hallmark moral about living in the present before ditching his unfeasibly attractive materialstic American girlfriend to take up with an unfeasibly attractive French chick who shares his love of walking in the rain...

Thor incidentally is also shit.

He really hasn't made a good film in 2 decades now.

It's sad that the area in which he has an amazing talent, he hates and despises so very much.

Quote: Timbo @ November 11 2011, 11:02 AM GMT

Thor incidentally is also shit.

I think this is the sort of in depth review I prefer Timbo. Does was it says on the film :)

Just watched a film called 'Killers' which was funny and quite exciting at times. Probably mindless pap but I don't feel intellectual on a Saturday night. There was a scene at a neighbourhood party which made me think of Da Butt and his neighbourhood get-togethers ( and not just because they nearly all had guns!)

A preview of the new Adam sandler film......think I would rather go see the new twilight with all the screaming 16 year olds.

CaddyShack
& then a Beautiful Mind.

Powerful stuff.

Especially when he tries to blow up the Gopher

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