I read the news today oh boy! Page 563

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15596588

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 4 2011, 3:30 PM GMT

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I hope they eventually deport him and decide that his ticket home costs exactly 17,000 pounds.

Personally I'd throw him off Beachy Head and let him swim to whatever country he claims to be from.

Wonder if he's on benefits?

Dear God . . . http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-15595548

Ha!
Hopefully it was a foreign person who just didn't know better. If they were English they need putting out of their misery.

Around my way, we have to separate the clear and coloured glass in recycling. It seems that in the past a lot of my neighbours haven't done this, because the recycling people scrawl on their boxes in big, ugly writing "sepErate glass". As if it isn't bad enough that they deface the boxes with such graffiti, they insult us with bad spelling, too.

Is that new law that allows nutters to use the motorways as a race track in force yet?

All Nippon Airways.

I get the giggles every time I hear it.

Nippon airways. Do they let you get away with booking late?

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/showbiz-news/2011/11/08/cole-would-like-full-back-tattoo/

Stupid cow.

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 8 2011, 12:38 AM GMT

Stupid cow.

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I think she'd prefer a flower, or butterflies maybe.

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 8 2011, 12:38 AM GMT

http://www.expressandstar.com/entertainment/showbiz-news/2011/11/08/cole-would-like-full-back-tattoo/

Stupid cow.

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From that article:

Cheryl added: " People are too judgmental "

Bit rich coming from an X factor judge.

She's right though, oldrocker. Who are you to judge her?

The world is going to a funny place in 30 or 40 years time.
Thousands of tatooed old ladies.
It'll be like living in a giant circus.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2003/oct/08/broadcasting.channel41?fb_source=home_multiline&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_action_ids=10150442041645973%2C10150441219150973%2C10150441217805973&fb_ref=U-hJTYFAJXsIpt46IdI3dkz5-CFCONX01FRS-72kmXXXX%2CU-757IJST9eM1g4vjNILswuI-CFCONX01FRS-26m3yXXX%2CU-757IJST9eM1g4vjNILswuI-CFCONX01FRS-26mc2XXX

Darren Brown -- Russian Roulette

Quote: Lazzard @ November 8 2011, 9:45 AM GMT

The world is going to a funny place in 30 or 40 years time.
Thousands of tatooed old ladies.
It'll be like living in a giant circus.

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And the Freak show will feature the UNtattooed lady.