Quote: zooo @ January 9, 2008, 11:19 PMer... something funny and topical about that bloke on the Bill who tried to top himself.
Yeah.
Put your hands where I can bleed them
Where can you find the police? Page 2
That made me laugh.
Even though it doesn't really make sense...
Quote: zooo @ January 11, 2008, 6:17 PMThat made me laugh.
Even though it doesn't really make sense...
Thought it was reported he cut his wrists. Maybes I is wrong I just can't be arsed to confirm or even consult my source, codename:Google
No he did! That bit made sense.
Just that bleed doesn't rhyme with see.
Or maybe it does.
Ignore me! Your puns are flawless!
I don't know. I don't write the stuff. Leevil writes all my jokes for me *gets in taxi and drives off*
In my house 
my dad's a policey man
*runs away*
Quote: ajp29 @ January 11, 2008, 6:17 PMPut your hands where I can bleed them
What did the police say to his wrists?
- You're under a bandage.
You have the right to remain conscious. Any thing you tourniquet may be taken into evidence.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 11, 2008, 6:30 PMIn my house
I'm guessing the excuse "She looked 16 to me" doesn't really work on him then?
What's black, white and red all over . . .
Reg's police uniform.
No, I'm stopping doing this now . . .
Warm blood, warm blood.
Trouble is, there aren't *that* many policeman sayings, are there? And the ones that do exist don't seem to lend themselves to punnery in this instance.
What did the policeman say to the razorblade? You're under a wrist. Hmm. Doesn't quite work either.
The jokes are getting a bit bleedin obvious to be honest.
I don't know Adam, they seem to be a CUT above the rest
Quote: Paul W @ January 11, 2008, 7:07 PMI don't know Adam, they seem to be a CUT above the rest wrist
You missed a great one there Paul!