Feel free to rip it to bits.
Basically me talking to telesales callers. Some of the earlier ones were just abusive but check out "God" "Porno" & "I Am A Knight"
http://worm2.bandcamp.com/album/my-career-in-telesales
Listen or download for free
Conversations With Telesales Workers
Hilarious. Webpage favourited my friend 
You're too kind. Thanks very much.