CAMERA PANS ROUND A ROOM. WE HEAR LOVE-MAKING NOISES.
ON SHOW ARE CUPS FOR DART AWARDS.
WE THEN SEE A COUPLE HAVING SEX ON THE RUG.
MAN ROLLS OFF OF HER.
MAN
One hundred and eighty!!
WOMAN
You cheeky bastard! I'm not a dart board!!
MAN
No, you're my 180th shag.
END
I thought that was very funny.
Made me laugh out loud.
I could just picture the fat darts player in my head too. *Shudders*
What about if a second bloke comes on after the first as rolled off, and the woman says:
"Eric, you require 43".
Thanks. Excellent Godot..LOL
Ha ha ha!
Funny too.
In fact, there are quite a few possible punchlines. Could be a bit of a seam there.
Got to say I like 'Taxis' input: quality line there! It's what the sketch needed, I thought.
Dan
Perhaps "couldn't manage to finish" might be relevant also
I think Godot's line is excellent but I'd have to cut out the line the woman says in my sketch which changes the whole thing.
MAN
One hundred and eighty!!!
Woman
Next, ah, Eric you require 43
but that Doesn't make sense
Quote: bushbaby @ January 11, 2008, 5:01 PMI think Godot's line is excellent but I'd have to cut out the line the woman says in my sketch which changes the whole thing.
MAN
One hundred and eighty!!!
Woman
Next, ah, Eric you require 43but that Doesn't make sense
Try 69 
Fair point BB but with a bit of tinkering you could maybe bring the element of time into it with perhaps Eric being required to last 43 minutes.
Something any man would find simple 
Man who can't get and erection 'No score'
"ooo -- off the wire at just the wrong time..."
Well, it made me laugh 
Dan
Oh dear! That's all three out of the board...he's firing blanks as usual!
I'd keep your original. short sweet and funny.
the 'woman's' line might benefit from a little tinker though
Love all your ideas, perhaps we could write some in a series 
The one of mine though, he is bragging that the woman he's 'picked' up is his 180th shag to date. He's not scoring her but she thinks he is and is insulted.So the 43 and other lines, brilliant/funny as they are would have to be in another sketch.....go on, go on, go on.
But if one has to explain a sketch...
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