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New Daytime TV Show Wants You!

Hello,

12 Yard Productions are looking to put together a team of people to be part of a new daytime show. It's an amazing opportunity, not to be missed. All we are looking for are fun, outgoing people who want to be on TV. They don't need to have amazing general knowledge to be part of our panel but just represent the 'man/woman on the street'!

If you think you have what it takes and would like to take part or know someone who would then read the ad below.

Feel free to spread the word to your family, friends and colleagues!

We look forward to hearing from you soon.

The Production Team
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Do you want to be the face of a new ITV show?

You don't need to be a brain surgeon, have a degree from Oxford or have the IQ of Einstein to be part of our panel.

12 Yard Productions is putting together a team of people who represent EVERYDAY Great Britain to front a new daytime show.

If you are fun, confident, want to be on TV, and can answer a few general knowledge questions then we want to hear from you!

If you are interested in this fantastic opportunity please email: contributors@12yard.com for an application form.

There is no charge for requesting an application form via e-mail, although internet service provider's fees may apply.

Conditions apply.

All applicants must be aged 18 years and over and be legally resident and currently living in the UK, Channel Islands or Isle of Man.

I think this sums up everything that's wrong with British TV. No talent required - just a desire to be on TV.

Another 'Eggheads/The Chaser' type copy, I guess.

I think this is Eggheads.

Quote: 12Yard Productions @ November 1 2011, 3:52 PM GMT

There is no charge for requesting an application form via e-mail, although internet service provider's fees may apply.

Teary

Oooh please please let me be on the telly.

If you want me to stick a a coke bottle up my fanny, I'll even have a sex change.

And why would I want to be on ITV?

Do I look like a c**t ?

Well?

Do i??

Well then

ITV indeed

F**k a duck

Sometimes one is forced to consider the possibility that things are being viewed in a manner which, all things being considered and making all possible allowances are, not to put too fine a point on it,that, by and large, taking all things into account, looking at it from both sides . .

shove it up your fundament.

Quote: Oldrocker @ November 1 2011, 11:50 PM GMT

Sometimes one is forced to consider the possibility that things are being viewed in a manner which, all things being considered and making all possible allowances are, not to put too fine a point on it,that, by and large, taking all things into account, looking at it from both sides . .

shove it up your fundament.

What I love about this site is the delicacy and finesse (snigger).

Haha, now I realise why I keep coming back to the BCG, for the welcoming uncynical atmosphere that exudes from its every pore!

You lovable miserable bastards :)

I cut & paste a fairly difficult Quiz from time to time, does a rudimentary second hand affiliation with General knowledge rule me out?

Quote: David Bussell @ November 1 2011, 7:05 PM GMT

I think this is Eggheads.

Laughing out loud

He's still got it!

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ November 2 2011, 12:06 AM GMT

I cut & paste a fairly difficult Quiz from time to time, does a rudimentary second hand affiliation with General knowledge rule me out?

No, but what does rule you out is that you are not a piss brained shallow non entity that thinks that being on tele is the summit of mankind's aspirations.

I would be quite happy to get preggo again & give birth on live TV.
Infact I would shag live first. Might need to get a fertility doc in though for the actual getting preggo stage.
See I have just offered a whole half hour show all by my tod.
Awesome.

Infact I will top Youngian & shove the bottle up my arse hooooole.

Quote: Charley @ November 2 2011, 1:27 AM GMT

I would be quite happy to get preggo again & give birth on live TV.
Infact I would shag live first. Might need to get a fertility doc in though for the actual getting preggo stage.
See I have just offered a whole half hour show all by my tod.
Awesome.

Infact I will top Youngian & shove the bottle up my arse hooooole.

This

Laughing out loud Gack Gag,
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