Ssshhhhhhh. Gloss over it.
Didn't happen.
Nope.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 562
It can't be that easy to kill and dispose of a cat. I'm sure it's fine and living with some lovely people, blissfully unaware of all of the fuss. This is true and nothing anyone says will make me believe otherwise. Woman however is eeeeevil.
I suspect she let it go out of spite.
And a nice friendly cat would be updated pretty quickly.
That or somebody f**ked it and ate it.
Quote: AJGO @ October 28 2011, 5:00 PM BSTIt can't be that easy to kill and dispose of a cat.
You just chuck it in a trash bin, right? We've all seen the video.
Quote: DaButt @ October 28 2011, 5:18 PM BSTYou just chuck it in a trash bin, right? We've all seen the video.
But that cat was okay, and so is this one. Mos def.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Not a slow news day at all...http://www.suttonguardian.co.uk/news/9330129.Elderly_man_made_to_run_for_bus/?ref=mr
Disgusting! At least he can run 10 metres. I can't.
Shows what makes the news in this good old town of ours.
Quote from someone there - Monty Python shows what to do when this happens. That was a brilliant animation.
Upon further reading though, it became apparent that he didn't have to run at all though.
The comments underneath are funny though. Just not sure they're all meant to be.
My favourite recent non-story in the Sutton Guardian was a woman finding a mushroom in her garden.
How come house prices are so high in Sutton if these articles are a true representation of the hell hole it must be?
I'll stick to Wolves thank you. We only have riots.
More than 300 viewers have complained to the BBC about Saturday's episode of Strictly Come Dancing, saying the dancing was too raunchy.
The corporation said 325 viewers complained about footballer Robbie Savage's hip-thrusting performance to the Michael Jackson hit Bad.
People commenting on the show's blog called it "disgusting" and "tasteless".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15536138
Presumably the complaints come from people who have never seen a video of Michael Jackson doing "Bad"...in the past 24 years.
Quote: Rob H @ November 1 2011, 5:47 PM GMTMy favourite recent non-story in the Sutton Guardian was a woman finding a mushroom in her garden.
Ace.
Quote: Oldrocker @ November 1 2011, 9:45 PM GMTHow come house prices are so high in Sutton if these articles are a true representation of the hell hole it must be?
I'll stick to Wolves thank you. We only have riots.
It's Chav City - although our rioters were crap.